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Total Drama Presents: The Ridonculous Race · Season 7, Episode 5

“Bjorken Telephone” quotes from Total Drama Presents: The Ridonculous Race

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“Bjorken Telephone” · Season 7, Episode 5

In this episode: Don (7), Laurie (3), Crimson (2), Miles (2), Dwayne (2), Junior (2), Taylor (2), Josee (1)

[After Taylor made Kelly go back through the geyser field by herself and repeat the Icelandic sentence, Don penalizes them for one hour when they reach the Chill Zone]

You're 7th! But you've earned a one-hour penalty. Please step aside.

Wait, what?

After getting the Icelandic sentence wrong, you were both supposed to go back through the geyser field, but only Kelly did.

[groans in frustration] Way to go, Mom! I sat around waiting for you so long my butt fell asleep, and now we get a penalty? You ruined my life.

Father & Son, you are the 8th team to arrive.

DJDwayne and Junior

Woo-hoo!

Wait, that's our fossil!

I knew something was wrong.

[sighs and pushes the fossil] Fine. Here you go.

No sharing. [to the Vegans] You'll have to try again.

But…

Don't care.

But…

Don't care.

But…

[walks off] Don't care.

[to Dwayne; threateningly outraged]: YOU GOTTA DO SOMETHING OR I’LL GET YOU FOR THIS!!! [interview] I don't normally allow myself to experience negative emotions, but I'm sure my brain turns orange right now!

[interview] Not the first time I've never been cursed. Luckily, I don't believe it, so I think we're all good.

We'll never be able to reiki another fossil in time.

Then we'll have to… eat the feast.

[Disgusted]: WHAT?!

[interview] Eating that stuff was like, the hardest thing ever. Other than like maths, or getting my driver's license.

[Vegans' interview]

I can't believe I just did that. There are animals inside me right now. And I'm pretty sure they don't want us to come in last. But, I’m Relaxed.

Me Too. I guess mine wants out right now. [she and Laurie fart and miles falls off her seat while burping]

Well, my little meat-eating vegans. You are the last team to arrive.

[interview]: So many animals. I just ate so many animals!

[Miles takes out a bucket to puke in]

But this is a non-elimination round! You get to stay!

Laurie: [gasps] I ate animals for NOTHING?!

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