Tom quotes from Total Drama Presents: The Ridonculous Race

Carrie

[to the Fashion Bloggers] So, you do a fashion blog? That is so cool! Which one of you guys started it?

[in unison] I did.

Tom

No, I did.

Jen

I did.

[in unison] I did. I did!

Jen

Okay. You typed it up, but it was my idea, so I was the creator and you were more like… a secretary.

Tom

I'm sorry. What?!

Tom

I hope there's enough room for your giant head and all your great ideas in there.

Jen

[annoyingly gets in the coffin] It'll be nice to have you carry me for a change.

Tom

The only change is that this time, you're in a coffin. [pushes down the coffin]

Don

Lorenzo and Chet, new stepbrothers.

My dad married his mom last year, but we still hate each other. So they're making us do this. Jerks!

Don't call my mom a jerk, JERK! [pushes Lorenzo aside]

Shut your word-hole, JERK! [pushes Chet in return but comes back and starts tackling him]

Don

Also racing… Tom and Jen. Highly attractive fashion bloggers with impeccable taste. I told you not to let the teams write their own cards.

Jen

Hey-hey, to all our blog followers out there! Wish us luck!

Tom

I bet "Jen we could win the race", but I didn't think she'd actually take it up on me.

Jen

I put my mind to something and it happens.

[enjoying the breezy wind] THIS IS SO COOL!

Focus! This is life or death.

Come on, look at what we're doing, it's incredible! I feel so alive!

Yeah. Make sure they put that quote on your gravestone.

Jen

Promise me you'll never let go!

Tom

NEVER! Can you believe people pay to do this?

Laurie

We're doing this for you, Mother Earth! Don't kill us!