Brock Samson quotes from The Venture Bros.

Brock

Gonna...go...lay down...for a...second...

Brock

Oh yeah, the pain. It's not so bad. I hacked up some blood a couple of minutes ago, and there was this pink chunk about the size of, uh...one of those little kiwifruit, but I don't feel anything missing, so I'm not too worried.

Brock

You don't want to shoot me, boys. You know me. You know what I'll do to you if you do.

Brock

Nice rescue, boys. You saved me from the only woman I've ever loved... with a hat that smells like a men's room... and we're still here.

Brock

Yeah... they never show that part on TV.

Brock

(in flashback, packing up his belongings and talking to a sullenly quiet Thaddeus Venture) Sorry, man, I don't know what came over me. Anyway, they cut my scholarship, so I'm outta here. Gonna join the army. (he pauses in the doorway, causing Venture to cower abjectly) Oh, yeah. Someone from, uhhh... "Venture Industries" called while you were at the infirmary. Your dad died. Later.

Brock

(asked to put the immature clones back into their "incubators") I hate touching them, they feel like giant Stretch Armstrongs.

Brock

I gotta admit I always wanted to get Edgar Allan Poe in a headlock. That thing is like a pumpkin!

Brock

Jock rock my ass! Listen to those lyrics, man. It's all about love and longing!

Brock

Yes.... and hobbits too. Look, it's a metaphor! They wrote about a lot of other stuff! Why am I arguing with a robot?

Brock

Right up ahead.

Brock

Don't think we're done talking about this.

Brock

It's bad, Doc, real bad. The boys saw their own clones. Think they're in some kind of... saw your own clone...coma.

Brock

So you just wanna kill the Monarch? You want to shoot him, and his wife? You could take his cattle, burn his village down.

Brock

BUSEY!

Brock

[to Dean and Hank after impaling Le Tueur with the sword] Look up the number for a guy called "the Cleaner". Call him and tell him we've got a Damien Hirst in room 202.

Brock

No! Helper! Whatever you do, do not engage your helicopter blades! You'll kill us both!

Brock

. No, I won't. Just ... trust me.

Brock

What're you gonna do, little man...woman?