Doctor Thaddeus Venture quotes from The Venture Bros.

[After waking up in a tub of ice with a note explaining that his kidneys are gone] Oh! Not again! Wait a minute...one... [Checks his other side] Two... oh...this is serious.

No, I started it years ago in a moment of passion! And I'll end it the same way right here in front of Brock, H.E.L.P.eR., and God!

Oh, sweet mercy, tell me these suits have a collection pouch.

Right now, G.U.A.R.D.O. doesn't know you or me from a squad of snake people hopped up on PCP.

I-that's it! The deal is off! I don't care if you are rich, I don't have to take this crap from a gimp!

Brock? Thank God! His freakin' panda's trained to put me in a bag!

[shivering under a blanket] His eyes! Crazy eyes! Accusing me!

Who are you?

(recording an entry in his journal) Oh yeah, I lost my locator, and yes, I realize the irony of that.

Cancel the mission abort command! Re-bort, do you copy?!

(after being stranded in the Arctic by Prof. Impossible) ...I CHEATED ON MY DAMN MID-TERMS!

Oh, great, Venture! Thousands of square miles of empty arctic wasteland and you somehow manage to step in the one spot of yellow snow!

"Grandpa." How dare they! I'm only 43. I'm still a young man. Maybe a little frayed around the edges, but who wouldn't be between my work and raising two boys? ...Crap, who am I kidding? My looks are going down the toilet faster than an unwanted pregnancy on prom night.

So, I guess this is goodbye. I will remember these last few days with you as the happiest of my life. Well except for the caterpillar part, I mean.

No. No no no. Bad robot! Bad H.E.L.P.E.R. We don't do that. [H.E.L.P.eR is eating test tubes] We do not eat test tubes! Come here! [H.E.L.P.E.R. backs away] I'm not playing games here. [A hole burns through H.E.L.P.eR's stomach] What, you don't feel well now? Well, what did you expect? You're mixing acids and bases there.

You don't need a license for operation "Get Me Some".