Phantom Limb quotes from The Venture Bros.

Oh yes, apart from 'Behold-the-Giant-Walking-Death-Ray' speech, the 'Welcome-To-Hell' speech is my favorite.

You told me you never put a tracer on another man!

Oh fuck... great, I think I killed him.

Go! Her shit's by the door in a box marked 'hers'.

[To his two remaining invisible limbs] Armando...Legtenant Shankley...good to have you back!

Control, delay order. We've lost full containment. I repeat, delay order.

Copy on delay. We are on standby.

Knew it.

I thought you went to the can.

I did. I'm back.

That was, like, ten seconds ago. What, are you pissing in the corner?

Dr. Girlfriend

(examining her old outfit during a flashback) What are these hard chunks?

(momentarily panicked, then smoothly recovering) My... tears.

(back in the courtroom, present day) Tears?? You have to be kidding me! You know that sick deformed slob was... (shudders) You know he was pounding his invisible meat all over...

That's it! Objection! Your honor, I have children listening to this potty talk!

Sustained. I want that last bit stricken from the record. (under his breath) And my mind.

You and your Guild can go screw. Ten years of payin' dues and what do they do to keep me out of here when I got caught!?!

Oh, what could we do? You eviscerated and sodomized Vince Neil on national television.

Hey, I only sodomized half of him! They wanted The Surreal Life, K.G. GAVE it to 'em!

Brock

Not even a scar? Did you look around the nipple, or belly button? Sometimes they- they put 'em in through there.

Look, she is all woman. I have explored every supple inch of her and I have found nothing but nectar.

Brock

All right, fine. Maybe the Monarch's just better equipped.

[Referring to their Firearms] You are strapping on an ultra-light gyropack. They are only issued to top ranking Guild officials.

Brock

No, I mean better... equipped.

She was kidnapped, alright?! Kid. Napped.

Brock

Ehh, I'm just sayin'.

Let's go!

Brock

I thought for sure you were gonna hit me with "lock and load."

The night is still young!

Brock

Hey, that killer hand thing is pretty cool. Can you get me one of those?

That's all me! The outcome of a botched experiment that made me evil.

Brock

I so called that!

Well met! You did that with his own finger?

Brock

Eh, it's just one guy.

You showoff!

[To Dr. Girlfriend] He's only a man...and no man is immune to your charms.

Brock

Pfff...'No man'. I'm still looking for the scars on her.

[Defensively] What? I'm a supervillain.

Rembrandt van Rijn — a hundred fifty years ago, Delacroix said of Rembrandt that his works would be held higher than those of Raphael. His blasphemous prophecy came true within fifty years, and this one could be yours for the pittance of 10 million, American.

No, I want the Mona Lisa.

Look, the Mona Lisa's not a better painting, it's merely a more famous one, and it was made more famous because it was stolen. And this was stolen, so...

What about her, ah, famous smile?

Whatever. She looks like a horse! It's - it's tiny, you know? Th-the thing is like this big.

Really?

Yes, really. So this is cheaper. By the... by the foot.

I need an immediate Blackout: 4 and a robot. Syndicate number: Victor. Echo. November. Seven. Niner.

Roger. Dispatching Blackout team now. (looks over at Ward whose playing with mp3 player) What are you doing?

I hate that song.

Hm. "Niner." Nice touch.