Hank Venture quotes from The Venture Bros.

Hank

This place is tits!

Hank

Well, sure. H.E.L.P.eR. looks like a dried-out turd on a bad stretch of road.

Hank

H.E.L.P.eR.'s done it.

Hank

Cool! I'm not going to explode anymore. And plus - free invisible mom.

Hank

Hi! I'm Hank!

Hank

(upon entering Colonel Horace Gentleman's private chambers) Are you t'home?

Hank Venture

(in the fetal position)I'm the bat I'm the bat I'm the bat I'm the bat...

Hank

(reading Triana's message in the bathroom mirror) "I'm in the Torrid Zone. Call my feather". We need to find her feather!

Hank

I'm in the bathroom and you gotta get in here! It smells like... like gun powdered-throw up-poo poo eggs!

Hank

Well isn't this new and different!

Hank

Where the heck did they put African America?

Hank

(Faking Russian accent) Hello-ski, I am, how you say...Russian-guy-o-vich!

Hank

Whoa, check it! That's, like, Dracula versus Yoda in there!

Hank Venture

There was even talk of french toast! But there was none to be had.

Hank

Guess what? I had sex! Ta daa! What was it like? Okay.. its kinda like naked skydiving into a mountain of warm whip cream! Yes that good!