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“I Know Why the Caged Bird Kills” · Season 2

In this episode: Doctor Byron Orpheus (7), Dr. Henry Killinger (6), Doctor Thaddeus Venture (5), Monarch (4), Brock Samson (3), Hank Venture (3), Myra Brandish (3), Doctor Girlfriend (2)

The Monarch continues to rebuild his villainous empire with the aid of his shadowy new Number 2, Dr. Henry Killinger, but #21 is suspicious of the deadly foreigner’s unctuous charms. Meanwhile, as Dr. Orpheus attempts to exorcise a Japanese demon from Dr. Venture, a mysterious woman from Doc’s past resurfaces...and she’d kill to find out where Hank and Dean are.

(evil laughter, grabs an office worker) Where is he?! WHERE IS VENTURE?!

OWOffice Worker

Venture?

2#21

Dude, no, stop!! There's been a mistake!

Oh, what now?!

2#21

This isn't the secret Venture compound. It's your accountant's office.

Wha... Are you kidding?? That was like my best entrance ever!!

2#21

Yeah, it was excellent!

2#24

Very impressive!

This sucks! (calls to other henchmen) Alright. Wrong address, wrong address. Everybody back in the cocoon!

2#21

So, uh... Should we, uh...

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Take the pens, and the post-its, and the, uh, copy paper! You always need copy paper. And get that security tape!! I want a Quicktime of my minty-fresh entrance posted on my homepage BY TOMORROW!!

Forgive me, but the problem is one of planning, not one of armament. Mr. The Monarch already has a dazzling armory. What he needs is a strategist. A man of his prestige cannot simply go after an enemy all willy-nilly.

2#21

You can't give an enema a free willy what?

Shut up, 21. You might learn something from this guy.

What you need is a second-in-command who understands the intricacies of organized villiany. This I can offer you.

Perfect! You're hired, uh... number...

Number Killinger. Doctor Henry Killinger. And this is my Magic Murder Bag.

Hey, have you seen the boys? They were supposed to be practicing for their road test but it looks like they forgot the car part. What, uh... what are you guys, uh... into there?

Orpheus is making me follow that magic head thing I told you about.

We're very close to divining its will!!

Aww, he's got you doin' it now. You guys are cute together. I'm going to go look for the boys. (to himself) Story of my life.

It stopped! It seems interested in this automobile. Tell me, is it associated with some recent sin of yours?

Pfft. I wish. I can't remember the last time I got lucky in that car. Unless you count the dollar I found under the seat.

The Venture problem is very volatile. We must approach it with caution, but first we need to address other drastic issues. The floating cocoon is in bad need of...

2#24

The cocoon's fine! I think the problem is you!

2#21

He's right! Yeah, everybody just thinks you're sooo great, but you're just sooo not!

2#24

Yeah! Who do you think you are?

2#21

I mean, come on! This guy just waltzes in here with his huge baby-bearing hips and he starts changing everything.

That's not fair. I never chose my figure.

2#24

Oh, that's right! Come on in! Don't knock or anything. After all, I only live in a cocoon with 80 guys and no women. So there's NO chance I'd be masturbating...

[H.E.L.P.E.R. beeps a comment while "When the Levee Breaks" is playing.]

Jock rock my ass! Listen to those lyrics, man. It's all about love and longing!

[H.E.L.P.E.R. responds.]

Yes.... and hobbits too. Look, it's a metaphor! They wrote about a lot of other stuff! Why am I arguing with a robot?

[H.E.L.P.E.R. responds.]

(Brock looks at his waistwatch)

Right up ahead.

(Brock gets out of the car)

Don't think we're done talking about this.

[Hank awakens tied up on a dirty old mattress inside an abandoned motel room.]

Well isn't this new and different!

Master! Master, are you here? I have need of your counsel. Ooohh...

Orpheus, you’re going to love this, check me out, huh? I’m Catherine the Great’s horse, to teach you a lesson about biting off more then you can chew! My partially-lovely assistant, Miss Manyface, will be playing the part of Catherine.

MMiss Manyface

Hi.

Enough with the chatter. Get under there...Don't wince!

Master, far be it from me to question the relevance of your symbolism, but I'm very certain the whole "horse" thing was an urban legend...

Sorry about earlier...I'm probably just still jet lagged, and you know, floating demon head and all.

Apology accepted. Just...stay on your side of the room! [Trying to Joke] Tiger!

[An Awkward Silence]

...Yes.

[Another Awkward Silence]

You, uh... wanna go halfsies on a skin flick?

'Kay.

2#21

You can silence me but there will be others. Semper Fidelis Tyrannosaurus!

It's Sic Semper Tyrannis. You said, "Ever faithful terrible lizard."

2#21

I did? Cool.

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