Hank and Dean: He started it!
No, I started it years ago in a moment of passion! And I'll end it the same way right here in front of Brock, H.E.L.P.eR., and God!
“Careers in Science” · Season 1
In this episode: Doctor Thaddeus Venture (4), Brock Samson (3), Hank Venture (2), Dean Venture (2)
(Brock is piloting the Ventures' phallic ship into Gargantua-1's docking bay)
LBLt. Baldavitch
Let's take this slow. It's my first time.
I'll be gentle. Now where do you want this hot rocket?
LBLt. Baldavitch
Wow! That's a big one. Now, ease it in...good, just like that.
Uugh, ay-yi...uugh, Brock, can we speed this up? I really need to go number one, I'm serious.
LBLt. Baldavitch
That's it! Keep going. Slow...slow...YES! That's it!
That's a tight fit.
LBLt. Baldavitch
(sighs) It's like they were made for each other.
(annoyed) Yes, because they were, because they were both made by the same guy. Now can we finish this up, please?
I'm almost there, brace yourself because it's gonna be... (trails off)
Oh, come on!
Oh, sweet mercy, tell me these suits have a collection pouch.
CMCol. Manstrong
Sharky's Machine!
It's on!
It's off!
It's on!
It's off!
It's on!
It's off!
It's on!
Off!
It's on!
It's off!
It's on!
Off!
It's on!
VDr. Venture
That's called 'blinking', boys...
Now it's just regular on.
(after being rescued from being in space without a spacesuit)
Gonna...go...lay down...for a...second...
Oh yeah, the pain. It's not so bad. I hacked up some blood a couple of minutes ago, and there was this pink chunk about the size of, uh...one of those little kiwifruit, but I don't feel anything missing, so I'm not too worried.
HDHank and Dean
Phantom Space Man!
CMCol. Manstrong
So..h-how was he?
LBLt. Baldavich
How was who?
CMCol. Manstrong
Oh, come on! I shook his hand, it's all fat and stubby! He must have like a huge mushroom down there! So...does he have a Smurf living in it or what?
LBLt. Baldavich
What's got into you?
CMCol. Manstrong
Got into me?! I know what got into you, and that's what got into me!
LBLt. Baldavitch
You don't deserve to be jealous! I gave you every chance in the world!
CMCol. Manstrong
I'm not jealous! I'm pissed! You said you were going to wait 'til-
LBLt. Baldavitch
No! You said we were going to wait! I-I don't have to take this! (stomps away, shoving Col. Manstrong aside)
CMCol. Manstrong
That's because you already took it! In the...lap! From...not me!
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