When Dr. Venture finally succeeds in attaining the holy grail of superscience, the revivification of a human corpse for fun and profit, a washed up gang of wandering former teen sleuths is convinced that the Venture Compound is haunted. Their investigation uncovers something far creepier. Meanwhile, Orpheus shepherds Brock through a crisis of conscience with the help of a New Age shaman and a bizarre tea party.
[A POV shot of a Monarch Henchman's goggles. A strike force assembles by a crevasse near the Venture Compound]
2 #21
(to the POV) How's it goin', Texas! Ya staying frosty?
[POV nods in agreement]
2 #21
Better get your game face on, 'cause that's the Venture Compound over there! Yeah, we lost a lot of good men trying to take that place...
[#24 appears]
2 #24
21! Why are you wasting your time talking to the new meat? 9 in 10 don't even last a month.
[To Brock] Ah, but we two souls have shared a cheese sandwich more than twice!
Darn! Out of gas. (notices Venture Industries) Hey, gang, dig this! Looks like some sort of secret, abandoned military base.
V Val
Patriarchal white pig square's nest.
Far out, Val. But something's fishy in the state of Denmark. I can feel a mystery coming on.
Ted, you said I could see my parents.
This was on the way, Patty.
We've been driving to my parents' house for ten years. You promised.
Patty... being out of your box isn't a right, it's a privilege. Baby, you don't want to go back in your box, do you?
[with dramatic flourish] Who is Hector Molina?! And why do they keep sending me his Junk Mail?!?
Head's up, kids! Think we may have stumbled unto a Dracula factory!
(after seeing Venturestein) Correction! Dracula-Frankenstein factory!
Don Rio is a transcendent multidimensional genius, Brock. His every word an onion of infinite leaf! His every Pearl - [Vomits into a bucket] - Oh. Yes. This is coming on now.
Hey, you know what? I think I... I feel a little bad about killing that guy.
[Brock's POV, he is shimmering wildly as Brock begins to hallucinate] Yeees, my friend, a splendid first step indee- [vomits again]
F*** your mystery, man. I'm sick.
[holds up a prescription bottle] Sonny? Bet you'll come out for some Groovy treats.
[Sonny scrambles out of the Mystery Van and falls in the mud, to the amusement of the gang]
Why do we have to eat breakfast with your dead guy?
V Dr. Venture
Venturestein's been through a lot, Dean.
V Dr. Venture
You like that?
V Dr. Venture
Good boy, Hank. Dean, right now Hank is better than you .
It's bad, Doc, real bad. The boys saw their own clones. Think they're in some kind of... saw your own clone...coma.
More power! I must have more power! Look Brock, his fingers! They're twitching!
Yeah, well, a stiff will do that if you shove a gigavolt up its ass.
No, he's alive! ALIVE I tell you!
Hey Pop, why's the top of that guy's head black?
V Dr. Venture
Not black, Hank! African American. The top of that guy's head is African American.
Dad, why's the top of this guy's head African American?
V Dr. Venture
Because Brock caved in his original cranium and I had to use whatever fits.
I don't know about this, Ted...
Patty, if God didn't want us to solve this mystery, he wouldn't have had us run out of gas here.
But...what's the mystery?
Hey, y'know, we're not out of gas, man...We got a five gallon tank in the back of the...
[hits Sonny] Why do you hate God so much?
Well, God thinks you hate him, and that's just as bad as hating him. So how about you and Groovy go and start looking for some clues!
Clues to what? What is your trip?
[Upbeat] Clues to why I don't chain you to the back of my van and road haul you until you're nothing but a pelvis - wearing a belt!
GB Groovy the Bloodhound
Guy's pissin' on your lawn, man.
GB Groovy the Bloodhound
Painted lips!... School-girl outfits!... And zer pretty hair, Sonny... zer hair needs to be punished, Sonny...
Would ya give it a rest, Grooves?
Groovy the Bloodhound: Start doing zer Master's bidding! Yer already filthy wiz wrath and sin!
[Looking at a globe]
Where the heck did they put African America?
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