(The Monarch, Dr. Girlfriend, The Moppets and 21&24 ride in the Monarch Mobile to storm the Venture Compound.)
I wanted to take the cocoon.
That just what Venture expects us to do. But he won't expect this! You and your two best men, me and my...men. We keep it slim. Elite forces!
Great idea. One of your "elite forces" is playing Tetris on his cell phone, while the other is peeing into a grande chai latte.
2 #21
God, I wish! It's like there's a vice on my wing-ding! You guys gotta stop talking so I can get in the zone.
(Brock confers with Hunter Gathers, who has transitioned to female and is now working at a strip club)
(to Doc) I'll only be a minute. Will you just wait out in the X-1 with the boys?
You came in the plane? You call parking a supersonic jet in front of a titty-bar inconspicuous?! Who taught you to be a spy, fucking Gallagher!?!
I'm gonna need some wheels.
(climbing onto the table and thrusting his crotch in Brock's face) You can take mine. But you are not gonna like looking for the keys!
Damn it Hank, if we get out of this alive, I'm going to kill you myself!
Na-ah, you don't have a license to kill anymore.
Alright, let's review [the game plan.] Moppets?
Locate the Venture Brothers.
Subdue their bellies. Dr. My Wife?
Sorry. Subdue Brock Samson.
2 #24
Locate and subdue the Venture robot.
Subdue? You can kill the robot. It's a robot! Henchman 21?
(#21 is doing a "pee-pee dance" with a pained look on his face.)
2 #21
What!? Dude, I gotta pee so bad, it's backing up into my kidneys!
Wrong! You keep an eye out for Sgt. Hatred while I locate and subdue Dr. Venture.
(#21 continues his "pee-pee dance".)
(sighs) Forget it. You go to the bathroom.
Brock just laid down two tracks of oil slicks -- Herr Trigger skillfully drives his motorcycle between the two slicks.
(glibly )...didn't work...
The X1 takes a hit from a SAM fired by Herr Trigger
Everybody instantly fastens their seat belts.
HD Holy Diver(Shore Leave)
Let's kick Trespass-ass!
(taking Sgt. Hatred's handie talkie-shaped cellular phone ) That's a big cell phone.
When I am your age in Paree, at night I would go up to, uh, on ze...ze rooftop? Eh? And I imagine zat I am ze Batman. So cool.
Well, when I was my age, I jumped off my roof in a Batman costume. I think. I might have just dreamt it.
(as he strangles Brock) You cut off your hair?? Why you do zis? You had such a cool look!
This sword was forged by Ikkansai Shigetsugu, master swordsmith of the Nihonto Tanren Denshunsho.
Oh, man, shut up already. Why do you sword guys always gotta talk about how cool your swords are?
Brock and Le Tueur are battling in the next room, which Dr. Venture mistakes for Hank and Dean rough-housing
This is why daddy has to DRINK to RELAX, boys!
[to Dean and Hank after impaling Le Tueur with the sword] Look up the number for a guy called "the Cleaner". Call him and tell him we've got a Damien Hirst in room 202.
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