It's like wearing nothing at all. Like a second skin.
Ummm, you've got a little something brown on your nose.
“Ice Station – Impossible!” · Season 1
In this episode: Doctor Thaddeus Venture (4), Brock Samson (3), Hank Venture (3), Pete White (2), Prof. Impossible (2), Dean Venture (1), Master Billy Quizboy (1)
Brock, I think I figured out why the plane crashed: There were skeletons driving it! (points to the charred remains of the pilots)
Cool! I'm not going to explode anymore. And plus - free invisible mom.
Hank and Dean: Go Team Venture!
Prof. Richard Impossible: There's a reason Ned's boots have velcro instead of laces, honey.
(examining Race) Race Bannon... those bastards killed him!
Those kids? Damnit! We let 'em go!
(to the boys' disgust, Race Bannon's corpse defecates itself)
Yeah... they never show that part on TV.
(stranded in the Arctic) If this is about what I saw, I won't tell anyone!
(stretches himself to the flying car and flies off) I know!
(after being stranded in the Arctic by Prof. Impossible) ...I CHEATED ON MY DAMN MID-TERMS!
Brock, I've thought a lot about it and if we can't get the antidote in time and it comes down to it, I... well, I want you to be the one to kill me.
Don't talk like that Hank, we're gonna find...
PROMISE ME, Brock!
Okay.
Promise?
Yes, I promise.
Super-swear?
(growing annoyed) YES, Hank.
(after a brief pause) Hey, Brock?
Yeah?
How would you do it?
(without hesitation) You're asleep, quick jerk of the neck, never feel a thing.
You've thought about this.
Yes, I have.
(his jumpsuit having fallen apart, Dr. Venture is wandering naked through the snow)
Oh, great, Venture! Thousands of square miles of empty arctic wasteland and you somehow manage to step in the one spot of yellow snow!
(Prof. Impossible has drawn a weapon to shoot Hank)
Professor, no offense, but that's just crazy! Violence isn't the answer. This is a think tank; we're the most powerful minds on the planet! Let's act like it!
Billy's right. We can create an antidote if we work together!
(pauses for a second to contemplate) Nah, my way's safer.
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