Doctor Byron Orpheus quotes from The Venture Bros.

Dr. Orpheus

By the crimson shame of Lord Valisinta, I command you...OPENNNNNNNNNN!!

Dr. Orpheus

(note to Triana, recorded on answering machine) Greetings, pumpkin, I am at Mr. Venture's lab... to right that which is wrong and to repair the torn curtain OF TIME ITSELF!! There are four puddings in the fridge. You may enjoy the contents of one of them. Dinner at six.

Dr. Orpheus

(in typically melodramatic tones) Evil has struck the House of Venture! The air reeks of an ill wind! Yea, though I have smelt it, that hath dealt it!

Dr. Orpheus

Who wants PIZZA ROLLS?

Dr. Orpheus

Consider this your final warning. You do not know the risk you are taking. For a whisper from my lips could open your mind to a world of arcane tortures!

Dr. Orpheus

That's a Home Boy. But be careful, that houses the souls of TWO FOULMOUTHED REDNECKS!!!

Dr. Orpheus

(on whether he actually saw the boys) Saw them!? I made them a fucking MILKSHAKE!

Dr. Orpheus

No shower for Byron Orpheus!

Dr. Orpheus

(to Triana) Now don't touch any of this. You could accidentally make the cat huge...or something.

Dr. Orpheus

Who is your grief counselor? Mother Teresa? How can you be so nonchalant about this? My stupid talismans and I have made movie monsters from your sons!

Dr. Orpheus

Do not drink the chocolate milk!

Dr. Orpheus

I must consort a higher power!! Wait here while I go to my daughter's closet.

Dr. Orpheus

[To Brock] Ah, but we two souls have shared a cheese sandwich more than twice!

Dr. Orpheus

Don Rio is a transcendent multidimensional genius, Brock. His every word an onion of infinite leaf! His every Pearl - [Vomits into a bucket] - Oh. Yes. This is coming on now.

Dr. Orpheus

Have you not the eyes to see what he is doing? I've touched his mind! His is the way of the serpent and the apple. He seduced your employer with the poisoned promises of a Faustian covenant, giving with one hand as he macerates your souls with the other! We must stop him at once!