A character in The Sopranos
Played by Tony Sirico
The Sopranos · 454 quotes
3rd most-quoted character in The Sopranos: in 73 of its 454 quotes
Most scenes with: Christopher Moltisanti (28), Tony Soprano (23), Silvio Dante (14)
Paulie WalnutsSo we open the fuckin' trunk. This suffocatin' Russian cocksucka pops up. He's still alive! (They all laugh)
We lead 'im through the snow. This asshole's shiverin', I mean he's wearin' fuckin' pajamas and slippers in like eight degree weather.
Paulie WalnutsOh, what do you know about who belongs to what? You been away twenty fuckin' years!
Which entitles me to earn!
Paulie WalnutsWhich entitles you to shit. In my book, you get points for stayin' out of the can!
Good thing for me then, that your book means oogatz to me! Now do yourself a fuckin' favor, and get the fuck out of my store!
Paulie WalnutsWhy do pissin, shittin', and fuckin' all happen within' a two-inch radius?
Everybody asks that, Paulie. There's no answer for it.
They're all sources of pleasure though.
Paulie WalnutsGet the fuck outta here!
Paulie WalnutsSo, how many guys you gotta jerk off on a massage table ta make that?
I don't know. What do ya charge without the table.
His brains are splattered all over the seat.
Paulie WalnutsJoey Peeps? Couldn't have been too much to clean up.
He was a good kid, Raymond.
The best.
Paulie WalnutsAt least he went fast. Not like Dick Barone, poor fuck.
Dick Barone died?
Lou Gehrig's disease.
You ever think what a coincidence it is that Lou Gehrig died of Lou Gehrig's disease?
What do we do about Junior?
He's in jail. That puts him out of our reach.
Not necessarily.
He's a demented old fuck. I say we do nothin'. Let 'im rot, sever all ties. End this embarrassment right now.
He "Marvin Gayed" his own nephew, the boss o' this family.
Paulie WalnutsWhat happens ta Junior is Tony's call.
That's right.
Bobby, all due respect, where the fuck were you that night? Why was the skipper babysittin' Junior?
I had other family obligations. Ask my wife. Tony volunteered.
Vito already pulls down more scratch than anybody, from the unions.
Paulie WalnutsLet 'im go ta the hospital first. That fat fuckin' kiss-ass. I'm buyin' Tony a nice little stereo fer the room.
He don't need that.
Paulie WalnutsHow's the skip doin'?
Same. You forget somethin'? Like my cut?
Paulie WalnutsYou believe this guy? You should've lost some weight in that nose, keep it outta everybody's business. I'm workin' on it.
(Vito and Paulie argue in the bathroom while Silvio is on the toilet) I was just sayin', I'm gonna get T's piece of my half to Sil for her. Of the thing.
Paulie WalnutsBack up there, Bluto. Your half? I did all the heavy liftin'.
You would never heard about it without my information.
Paulie WalnutsBig help. It was fuckin' mayham. You said the place was empty. Doc says I need an ultrasound on my groin and balls.
Sil, you wanna weigh in here?
It breaks half and half. You both kick Tony's to me to deal with.
Paulie WalnutsI'll have it for you Sil, the whole eighty K.
Ho, ho, ho. Eighty K? How's that twenty percent of a million?
Paulie WalnutsHave a cookie, you're delirious. It was seven fifty, tops.
Fuck it all, Paulie. Tommy cased that shithole.
What's with the fuckin' accountin' out there? That's a hundred grand a piece. You got it? We're lookin' after Carmela.
Paulie WalnutsNo question.
Of course. Sooner than later Paulie.
Paulie WalnutsI gotta piss first, you want half o' that too?
Fuck took you so long?
Paulie WalnutsI had ta get it together, didn't I? We gotta get that cut ta her now.
Easy. That's a fuckin' guilty move.
Paulie WalnutsTony's conscious. You capisce? Everybody and his mother was in there talking ta 'im when he was in that coma. Carmela. Who knows what the fuck they said? Maybe he's expectin' that money.
Jesus Christ.
Paulie! I won forty dollars at Keno. (Paulie grabs her) Ow!
Paulie WalnutsIs there somethin' you wanna tell me about?
What?
Paulie WalnutsI just saw Aunt Dottie, and guess what? Turns out she's not my aunt. Turns out she's my mother.
No, that's not true.
Paulie WalnutsDon't bullshit me. You been bullshitting me my entire life!
Paulie!
Paulie WalnutsIt's true, isn't it? Isn't it? Son of a bitch!
Oh how I dreaded this day.
Paulie WalnutsI gave you everything! I gave you a son's love, all under false pretenses.
No!
Paulie WalnutsYou're a fraud and a phony! And she's even worse. She's a whore. My mother's a fuckin' whore!
Don't say that! She was a young girl. She wanted to be a nun, but she got in trouble.
Paulie WalnutsAnd you helped her out, cooked up this little scheme. Forget who gets victimized!
I loved you. I always loved you. Paulie! (Paulie leaves)
Is he fuckin' kiddin' me?! I told them I need that W-2 in perpetuity...and 5 percent o' the fuckin' sale price?! He thinks 'cause I'm in this weakened condition, he can take advantage. Well, he can go fuck himself!
Paulie WalnutsI'm just tellin' you what Phil told me, Ton'.
You tell Jason before he sells, he better understand his obligation!
(Paulie smashes Jason's leg with a steel rod) Aw, fuck! Ahhh!!!! Oh. Oh. Oh.
Paulie WalnutsGuess what, fuckin' mama's boy?! You're kickin' up four grand ta me every month. I don't care if you're in Deer Valley or Death Valley! Four grand, every goddamn month! And if you ever mention a word o' this ta Tony, I'll stick this up your ass... (Paulie takes out his gun) ...and pull the trigger till the bullets come out your eyes. (Paulie kicks Jason)
Ah. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh.....
Allegra... ain't that a cold medicine?
Paulie WalnutsMeans happiness in Italian.
The fuck's that got to do with cold medicine?
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