Christopher Moltisanti quotes from The Sopranos

Christopher Moltisanti

Clipping a famous rat would put me a cunt hair away from being made.

Christopher Moltisanti

I got no identity. Even Brendan Filone's got an identity, he's dead.

Christopher Moltisanti

Hey, whose fuckin' welfare check you gotta cash to get a burger around here?!

Christopher Moltisanti

The Russians? They're not all bad.

Christopher Moltisanti

That was real? I saw that movie, I thought it was bullshit.

Christopher Moltisanti

(about Tony) Fuckin' asshole. Ever since I questioned his judgment on some Ralphie-Jackie Jr. problem. Like he's fuckin' infallible. Pope Tony the twenty third or some shit.

Christopher Moltisanti

Like we said, you're gonna keep this quiet.

Christopher Moltisanti

That's the guy Adriana. My uncle Tony. The guy I'm goin' to hell for.

Christopher Moltisanti

Save it. Like Monica Lewinsky. Show your friends how hard you made me come.

Christopher Moltisanti

Louis Brazzi sleeps with the fishes.

Big Pussy Bonpensiero

Luca Brasi. Luca...

Christopher Moltisanti

Whatever.

Christopher Moltisanti

Those unload fast. Mario'll take the whole load.

Brendan Filone

He said shipment moves Thursday, six a.m.

Christopher Moltisanti

Give me one good reason I should not jack this truck!

Brendan Filone

Hey, don't feel bad, its Junior's own fault. He gives us no choice except to do it again.

Christopher Moltisanti

Takin' that outrageous fuckin' tribute?

Brendan Filone

It's like not only does he shit on our heads, we're supposed to say thanks for the hat.

Christopher Moltisanti

It's not like I'm gettin' somewhere's playin' by the rules! Fuck Tony!

Brendan Filone

The books are closed...blow me.

Christopher Moltisanti

No, that's some true shit.

Brendan Filone

Come on, they're not confirmin' any new made guys, how come?

Christopher Moltisanti

Fuckin' chaos! Nobody knows whose runnin' things anymore. Guys, they don't even know who to make payments up the ladder to in some cases. I'm talkin' about the year two thousand. The millenium. Where do we go from here?

Brendan Filone

Yo, money, we said we'd meet out front. You're not even dressed.

Christopher Moltisanti

I'm taking a pass.

Brendan Filone

What? It's Italian suits, Christopher!

Christopher Moltisanti

There was a time in my life when being with the Tony Soprano crew was all I ever dreamed of. So what am I doing?

Brendan Filone

Come on, it's five fifteen.

Christopher Moltisanti

Maybe one reason things are so fucked up in the organization these days is guys running off, not listening to middle management.

Brendan Filone

Fuck Tony. That's a quote.

Christopher Moltisanti

We have to stick together, why be in a crew? Why be a gangster?

Brendan Filone

Hey coach? Suck my dick.

Tony Soprano

You boys...you boys...I'll tell ya...it's beautiful stuff though. (about Italian suits they were left with after Brendan hijacked a Comley truck)

Brendan Filone

Ton', I'm so sorry-

Tony Soprano

Shut up!

Christopher Moltisanti

Just so long as you realize I had nothin' ta do with this Ton'.

Brendan Filone

Ton', that's true, he stood home-

Tony Soprano

Shut up! You stood home? Did you do anything ta stop it? Did you offer any guidance? What do we mean when we say leadership, hm?

Brendan Filone

Ton', part of it's the crank, you know, but I'm goin' into the detox, swear to my mother.

Christopher Moltisanti

Brendan, shut the fuck up. You wanna get me clipped?

Brendan Filone

Un-fuckin'-believable. We just returned maybe the biggest score of my whole year.

Christopher Moltisanti

Listen you fuck! Uncle Junior's been breakin' Tony's balls 'cuz you hijacked that truck. You're lucky Tony doesn't shove the cab up your ass.

Brendan Filone

Yeah, you got money?

Christopher Moltisanti

Shut up, you ain't givin' them shit.

Meadow Soprano

Why not?

Christopher Moltisanti

How 'bout for starters your father will put a bullet in my head.

Christopher Moltisanti

This ain't negotiation time. This is Scarface, final scene, fuckin' bazookas under each arm, 'say hello to my little friend!'

Silvio Dante

Always with the scenarios.