Richie Aprile quotes from The Sopranos

Richie Aprile

Did you ever meditate?

Richie Aprile

Not as crazy as I used to be, still crazy enough to take an eye out.

Richie Aprile

You got some fuckin' balls, you know that?

Richie Aprile

I should stab you in the fuckin' eye!

Richie Aprile

You know, maybe when I'm over there, I could fuck his wife.

Tony Soprano

I thought I told you to back the fuck off Beansie.

Richie Aprile

I did, then I put it in drive.

Richie Aprile

You crossed the line on me once, Anthony, and I held my tongue. She may be your sister, but back the fuck off. You know, all due respect.

Tony Soprano

Respect? What the fuck do you know about respect? I put you back in business, you cocksucker.

Christopher Moltisanti

Aight come on Rich.

Richie Aprile

Get your hand offa me, I'll put one in your head.

Tony Soprano

Back off and respect the title you fuckin' jerk off.

Richie Aprile

It's your ball. You make the rules.

Tony Soprano

No, I don't make 'em, they've always been there.

Richie Aprile

How did you get in here? (To David Scatino)

Tony Soprano

Same as you. Through the front door.

Richie Aprile

(about Christopher) The attitude on that camel-nose fuck. He ever lays his hand on my niece again I'm gonna tear him apart piece by piece.

Camel nose!

Sean Gismonte

Man, you can't make that shit up.

Richie Aprile

The fuck are you talkin' about? I just did. Did you ever notice he's the only motherfucker who can smoke a cigarette in the rain with his hands tied behind his back? That nose is like natural canopy. (Sean and Matt laugh) You know the kid has his good points.

Yeah, yeah, I know. I'm not sayin' anything against him. He's my homie.

Richie Aprile

Your what?!?

He lives up near me.

Richie Aprile

Well, why didn't you say that? If you wanna talk like a fuckin' mulignan, we'll send you to slip-and-fall school.

Tony Soprano

What do you wanna talk about?

Richie Aprile

Fucking Dick Barone!

Tony Soprano

Well, as long as the two of you are happy.

Richie Aprile

You know, Jun', it kills me to sit back and watch. Forget it.

Uncle Junior

No, finish what you were gonna say.

Richie Aprile

Well I forgot already.

Uncle Junior

Then un-forget.

Richie Aprile

I can't not notice that he's fucking you. This Scatino bust out, is like a license to steal. What's he throwing your way? U gatz. This garbage thing, he's already taking your townships. Now he's fucking with mine?

Uncle Junior

What am I supposed to do about it? I'm under indictment.

Richie Aprile

Sorry, Junior, I don't want to rip open old wounds, but...

Uncle Junior

I'm in no shape for disharmony.

Richie Aprile

You and I both know he's gotta go.

Uncle Junior

That's my nephew you're talkin' about. How dare you in my own home!

Richie Aprile

C'mon junior, this fucking guy was supposed to be laid out on midland avenue a year ago. I know it. You know it.

Uncle Junior

Let me tell you who's not a good kid. That niece of mine. I left my brother's house one night and my wallet was light. I'm talkin' about a 10-year-girl here, Richie. A word to the wise, that's all i'm saying.

Janice Soprano

(In middle of sex with Richie, while Richie holds a gun to her head) Oh, Richie baby you're the best. You're the best one. Oh baby. Oh, you're the best one ever. Oh..ah..ahh..oh baby you're the best. Oh baby you're the best. Oh, Richie. Oh, Richie!! Oh baby you're the boss. Oh, you're the boss. Oh, you're the boss. Oh baby! Oh, you're the best. Ah..ah! It should be you. Ah! It should be you. What? What?

Richie Aprile

Fuck that come from? It should be you? What are you tryin' to say Janice?

Janice Soprano

What?!

Richie Aprile

Don't what me! Why'd you say that?

Janice Soprano

I was making love to you baby!

Richie Aprile

You know what you said.

Janice Soprano

I was in the heat of passion, I'm doin' it like you like.

Richie Aprile

"Boss" this. "Boss" that. It Should be you! That's not part of it. How can you think of shit like that during sex? You're not in the moment.

Janice Soprano

I find powerful men erotic.

Richie Aprile

Is that another dig in me?

Janice Soprano

Oh, Jesus, Richie.

Richie Aprile

I got to be loyal. Without that, we crumble.

Janice Soprano

Tell that to Paul Castellano.

Richie Aprile

I'm old school, Janice.

Janice Soprano

All I mean is my brother needs help.

Richie Aprile

Teaching him manners is one thing.

Janice Soprano

My Uncle Junior still has friends and Junior thinks the world of you. When your opponent gives you an opening, be swift as a hare.

Richie Aprile

When I think of that jacket I gave your brother and he spit on it. I could slice an ear off his head.

Janice Soprano

Richie wait, wha-- ma, (Livia comes down the stairs) if you need something, call, I'll bring it up.

Livia Soprano

Are you smoking marijuana? I want to watch the tv.

Janice Soprano

Well, we should get another one for your room.

Livia Soprano

Listen to her. Like Rose Kennedy with all our money to throw around.

Tony Soprano

You don't sell that shit around those routes, you hear me?

Richie Aprile

I'm workin' with Junior on this.

Tony Soprano

I don't give a shit if you're workin' with Wal-Mart. Knock it the fuck off.

You respected my father, you should respect Richie.

Tony Soprano

Those who want respect, give respect.

Richie Aprile

See, he just told you to shut the fuck up. And he told me to go fuck myself. (To Jackie Jr.)

Tony Soprano

See obviously, Richie, you're fucking deaf, I told you ten times, then I find out you're still dealing blow on those garbage routes.

Richie Aprile

For that I'm losing a fucking bid?

Tony Soprano

Next time you'll find yourself in the back of one of your trucks.