Ralph Cifaretto quotes from The Sopranos

Ralph Cifaretto

I have come to reclaim Rome for my people.

Ralph Cifaretto

I have to start taking care of your for the baby. If it's a boy, we'll name him Ralph after me. If it's a girl, we'll name her Tracee after you, this way she can grow up to be a cock-sucking slob just like her mother.

Ralph Cifaretto

I hear Ginny Sack's getting a ninety five pound mole taken off her ass.

Tony Soprano

You're a captain, Ralphie, when I say you're a captain.

Ralph Cifaretto

And I'm gonna turn up my hearin' aid so I don't miss it.

Tony Soprano

Alright, obviously you told the cops you don't know who did this.

Vito Spatafore

I'm upset. But please, I know how to keep my mouth shut.

Ralph Cifaretto

Oh unless of course there's a salami sandwich around.

Vito Spatafore

He's gonna be a vegetable, Tony! A fuckin' retard!

Tony Soprano

No, he's gonna be fine.

Ralph Cifaretto

Well, look at the bright side. He wasn't that smart to begin with!

Ralph Cifaretto

Oh, what? Not even a hello?

Fuck you, asshole.

Ralph Cifaretto

Oh that's nice. Very nice. That's how you talk to a man in front of his friends?

Yeah, right...what man!?

Ralph Cifaretto

Skipper! Where's Tony?

Gigi Cestone

Gettin' his weasel greased.

Ralph Cifaretto

Oh, your kid brother's here.

Gigi Cestone

What's wrong with you? The skips here.

Ralph Cifaretto

I'm on a roll here...

Gigi Cestone

You'll be on a slab you keep it up.

Eugene Pontecorvo

At the very least, Tony owes you an apology.

Ralph Cifaretto

The money I put in his pocket from construction alone, he should hit his knees, this prick. What? You think I'm afraid of that fat fuck? No offense. (to Vito Spatafore) I could see if it was his daughter or a niece of his, but all this over some dead whore. (whore pronounced hooah)

Ralph Cifaretto

I'm tellin' ya John, he's not leavin' me a lot of options here.

Johnny Sack

Don't talk crazy. You wanna commit suicide, pills are a lot easier.

Dino Zerilli

Since we're kickin' up, we were hopin' you could, you know, watch our back?

Ralph Cifaretto

350 buys you a hello. Watchin' your back...that's gonna require a little more initiative on your part.

Ralph Cifaretto

Tell me Romeo, now that ya moved back home, are you gonna be humpin' Tony Soprano's little girl on our couch?

Fuck her. Tony, too, with his stay-in-school bullshit. He coulda reached out to somebody at Rutgers.

Ralph Cifaretto

He should break the Dean's legs 'cause you're too lazy ta read a fuckin' book?

Ralph Cifaretto

There was this old, old moustache named Feech La Manna. Now what the hell Feech meant, who the fuck knows, but he was made on the other side, so you know, he was an original.

Dino Zerilli

He was an O.G.!

Ralph Cifaretto

Whatever.

Paulie Walnuts

You're late.

Ralph Cifaretto

Well, tomorrow I could be on time, but you'll be stupid forever.