Tony Soprano quotes from The Sopranos

Tony Soprano

I'm in the waste management business. Everybody immediately assumes you're mobbed up. It's a stereotype, and it's offensive.

Tony Soprano

My father was in it. My uncle was in it. Maybe I was too lazy ta think for myself.

Tony Soprano

I was proud to be Johnny Soprano's kid. When he beat the shit out of that guy, I went to the class, I told them how tough my father was.

Tony Soprano

(to Dr. Jennifer Melfi) Don't start talkin' ta me about legitimate business. What about chemical companies? Dumpin' all that shit into the rivers and they get all these deformed babies poppin' all over the place.

Tony Soprano

Jimmy and Pussy. Two fat fucks with black hair.

Tony Soprano

So, your father tells me you're takin' up uh...astronomy in college.

Tony Soprano

Well, how come he keeps sayin' you're takin' up space in school?

Tony Soprano

Up your ass.

Tony Soprano

Jesus fuckin' Christ. How come every piss I take is a fuckin' news story?

Tony Soprano

Things are good...what the fuck...Richie Aprile's in the Bermuda Triangle...all my enemies are smoked.

Tony Soprano

(to FBI agents, from his car) Listen, I'll save you some gas, I'm just goin' down ta the stationery store, then I'll be right back. You don't gotta follow me like yesterday. Aight?

Tony Soprano

Don't tell me you were happier when she was goin' out with that uh...Jamaal Ginsburg, the hasidic homeboy.

Tony Soprano

Heart also wants what the dick wants.

Tony Soprano

Jesus Christ! The money I've been droppin' in here, I could've bought a fuckin' Ferrari. At least I would've got a blowjob outta that.

Tony Soprano

As long as you don't step on anybody's toes...

Tony Soprano

(to Anthony Junior) Look at your face! If you got some kind of sexual proclivity with that teacher or whatever, now is the time to tell us! I mean, what went on up there! Poppers and weird sex!!