Larry Boy Barese quotes from The Sopranos

Tony Soprano

Alright, lemme hear it.

Tony Soprano

What about him?

Larry Boy Barese

Yeah, well I got news for you. That junkie fuck was my biggest earner. During the football season, he moved more cards than 10 guys put together. And another thing, a certain friend of ours should've checked with me before he did a favor for the old man Capri.

Larry Boy Barese

Hey mama Livia, how are you? Do you remember me, Larry Boy Barese.

Livia Soprano

I know who you are. You lit an apartment house on fire and scared your mother half to death.

Larry Boy Barese

Momma's movin' in here on the 15th.

Livia Soprano

Oo, I like your shoes Larry Boy.

Larry Boy Barese

Eh, Momma hasn't been well in the mind. Last week she threw a jar of artichokes at me.

Livia Soprano

Well, she better not throw any artichokes at me.

Carlo Gervasi

What do we do about Junior?

Christopher Moltisanti

He's in jail. That puts him out of our reach.

Vito Spatafore

Not necessarily.

Larry Boy Barese

He's a demented old fuck. I say we do nothin'. Let 'im rot, sever all ties. End this embarrassment right now.

Vito Spatafore

He "Marvin Gayed" his own nephew, the boss o' this family.

Paulie Walnuts

What happens ta Junior is Tony's call.

Bobby Baccilieri

That's right.

Vito Spatafore

Bobby, all due respect, where the fuck were you that night? Why was the skipper babysittin' Junior?

Bobby Baccilieri

I had other family obligations. Ask my wife. Tony volunteered.