Carlo GervasiWhat do we do about Junior?
He's in jail. That puts him out of our reach.
He's a demented old fuck. I say we do nothin'. Let 'im rot, sever all ties. End this embarrassment right now.
He "Marvin Gayed" his own nephew, the boss o' this family.
What happens ta Junior is Tony's call.
Bobby, all due respect, where the fuck were you that night? Why was the skipper babysittin' Junior?
I had other family obligations. Ask my wife. Tony volunteered.
Lemme ask you a question. Before he cornered you in the porta-potty, when the security guard was suckin' him off-
Whoah one sec, it-it was the other way around.
Vito was blowing the security guard.
Carlo Gervasi
Catchin', not pitchin'?
He's not gonna know I told you?
You ain't gonna have no problem from Vito, believe me.
It'll be okay. Get him ta pay for some therapy.
(to Finn) Look, why don't you, uh, go out front, just get yourself a sandwich, any kind ya like huh? Soda. And, when we're done here, somebody'll take you back. Alright. (Finn leaves)
(laughs) I wanna kill the fat faggot myself! Be a fuckin' honor. Cut off his pisciatil' and feed it to 'im.
There can be no mistake now.
I can't believe I stuck up for 'im! I feel like I've been stabbed in the heart.
Well, we can't have 'im here in our social club no more. I mean, that much I do know.
Carlo Gervasi
Social club? He's gotta go!
(Paulie stands up) What the fuck?! What is there ta think about?
Fuck that! I'll say it again! What the fuck is there ta think about?
You gonna take care of his kids, huh, after he's gone?
It's true. They didn't do nothin'. Poor little guys.
Now sit down. (to Paulie)
I'm sorry if I yelled T, it's just, how much more betrayal can I take?
(laughing) Vito a fag. Big construction tycoon. Ton', when he was always talkin' about "greasin' the union," who knew, that's what he meant? (does jerk off notion with his hand and Patsy Parisi laughs hard in response)
Alright, this stays in these four walls. Understood?
DGDominic Gamiello
That pool cue, I wonder if it was chalked. (about the one shoved up Vito's ass when he was killed)
Very funny Dom. Very cute. I don't quite get it, but cute.
DGDominic Gamiello
Hey you know the autopsy found a three ball in his side pocket.
Carlo Gervasi
You're on a run.
DGDominic Gamiello
They found a hanky with Carlo's lipstick in his other pocket. I'm just breakin' balls. You're right though...shouldn't laugh about a tragedy. That old homo actor Raymond Navarro, had an ivory dildo stuck up his ass when they found 'im.
Pretty up on all this shit, huh Dom?
DGDominic Gamiello
Come to think of it, he was from Jersey too.
Carlo Gervasi
What'd they find up your mother's cunt?
Time ta hit the trail for Metuchen, huh, whaddya say?
DGDominic Gamiello
My mistake. Carlo's lipstick was on Vito's cock.
(Silvio slams Dominic in the back of the head and a fight ensues where Carlo and Silvio attack Dominic at the same time) Hit 'im! Hit this prick.
DGDominic Gamiello
Carlo, no!! Carlo!!! (Carlo stabs Dominic numerous times, killing him)
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