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The Simpsons · Season 12

Nelson and Skinner in “Skinner's Sense of Snow”

[After finding Skinner] There you are! [Over walkie-talkie] Falcon to Eagle, have located Bag of Crap.

Nelson, if you get me out of this I have a hall monitor position opening in the Spring.

I spit on your monitors.

I know. That's why the position's available.

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