DDoctor
Mr. Simpson, this procedure could drastically increase your brain power, or it could possibly kill you.
Hmmm... Increase my killing power, eh? Let's do it!
“HOMЯ” · Season 12
In this episode: Homer Simpson (5), Marge Simpson (1), Moe Szyslak (1), Lenny Leonard (1), Carl Carlson (1)
[Homer is checking his stocks on the phone, using an automated system that responds to the name of the corporation with the stock results]
VVoice
For automated stock prices, please state the company name.
Animotion.
VVoice
Animotion: up one and one eighth.
Yahoo!
VVoice
Yahoo!: up six and a quarter.
Huh, what is this crap?
VVoice
Fox Broadcasting: down eight.
[Homer grins smugly]
MSMale Scientist
I'm sorry, Mr. Simpson, we don't play God here!
That's preposterous! You do nothing but play God, and I think your octoparrot would agree!
OOctoparrot
[squawks] Ark! Polly shouldn't be! [whistles]
[Marge is reassuring Lisa about the missing crayon]
Sweetheart, a missing crayon could be anywhere.
[crashes through the window] Who wants lottery tickets?
Okay, it's in his brain.
So you all hate me?
That's right, brainiac. You cost us our jobs, which we need for working.
Not to mention driving to.
MMoe
And I was a lot happier before I knew Dame Edna was a man. A lot happier.
You ain't welcome here no more, smart boy.
Hmm. I'm detecting a distinct strain of anti-intellectualism in this tavern.
MMoe
Power off, Einstein.
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