Kent Brockman, Marge and others in “Skinner's Sense of Snow”

Kent Brockman

Roads closed, pipes frozen, albinos...virtually invisible. The Weather Service has upgraded Springfield's blizzard from "Winter Wonderland" to a "Class 3 Kill-Storm"!

Marge

I don't like the sound of that "class 3".

Kent Brockman

And where are the city's snowplows? Sold off to billionaire Montgomery Burns in a veritable orgasm of poor planning. [At the Burn's mansion, Burns and Smithers are playing volleyball with the snowplows. Burns hits a very large volleyball into a very large net]

He shoots, he scores!

[laughs] Perfect form sir.

Marge

Homer this is horrible! How will the kids get home?

Homer

I dunno. Internet?