“Donnie Fatso” · Season 22
In this episode: Homer Simpson (3), Bart Simpson (1), Fit-Fat Tony (1), Judge Snyder (1)
Homer Simpson, you are hereby sentenced to ten years in the federal penitentiary.
[Marge and Lisa gasps]
It's okay. It's okay. I can be out in 18 months with good behavior.
We're Simpsons, Dad. We don't do good behavior.
[turn red in anger] Don't tell me I'm not capable of good behavior! [starts strangling Bart, then stops, turns his face normal]
[Homer's stint as a Mob informant has indirectly led to Fat Tony's death]
Homer, I just want you to know that, out of all the informants the FBI has ever had, you were the snitchiest.
[bitterly] Oh, I see. You use me to kill a man, and all I get is a handshake and a blanket!
I never shook your hand.
And we never said you could have the blanket. [takes the blanket away]
[Homer is talking with "Fit Tony", Fat Tony's cousin]
I keep my friends close...
But your enemies closer?
No! Why would I do that? If I kept my enemies close, they would kill me!
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