Homer Simpson, you are hereby sentenced to ten years in the federal penitentiary.
[Marge and Lisa gasps]
It's okay. It's okay. I can be out in 18 months with good behavior.
We're Simpsons, Dad. We don't do good behavior.
[turn red in anger] Don't tell me I'm not capable of good behavior! [starts strangling Bart, then stops, turns his face normal]
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