Chester quotes from The Simpsons

Chester

He didn't create Itchy: I did.

Bart

Huh?

Chester

He stole the character from me in 1928. When I complained, his thugs kicked me out of his office, and dropped an anvil on me. Luckily, I was carrying an umbrella at the time.

I thought I recognized you! I gave you a plate of corn muffins back at 1947 to paint my chicken coop, and you never did it!

Chester

Those corn muffins were lousy!

Paint my chicken coop!

Chester

Make me!

Marge

That does it! One of them has to go!

Homer

Okay, Grampa.

Marge

No, the B-U-M.

Homer

Oh...

Krusty, have you ever seen this so-called "animation genius" before?

Krusty

Yes, I have!

You have?!

Krusty

I gave him a couple of blintzes to paint my fence, BUT HE NEVER DID IT!

Chester

Those blintzes were terrible!

Krusty

PAINT MY FENCE!

Chester

Make me!

Krusty

[charges at Chester and starts punching him] YOU GIVE ME BACK THOSE BLINTZES, THEN!

Snyder

Order, order! We don't care about your blintzes!

Lionel Hutz

Now, Mr. Lampwick, when Roger Myers stole your character...

Objection.

Snyder

Sustained.

Hutz

Urgh! If I hear "objection" and "sustained" one more time today, I think I'm going to scream!

Objection.

Snyder

Sustained.

Chester

Roger Myers didn't create any of his characters. He stole them all.

Homer

[angrily strangles Simon, who is impersonating Bart, while the real Bart, impersonating Simon, is in the Woosterfield limousine] You ruined everything!

Bart

Driver, laugh at those people for me.

Chester

My pleasure, sir. [False laughing]