Duffman quotes from The Simpsons

Duffman

[with a sticker covering his face] Duffman can't breathe. Oh no!

Duffman

Duffman is thrusting in the direction of the problem!

Ew! [to Duffman] You said if I slept with you, I wouldn't have to touch the drunk!

Duffman

Duffman says a lot of things. Oh, yeah!

Howard K. Duff

Well, Homer, your hunger strike lasted 12 amazing days.

Homer

Oh, me so hungy.

Howard K. Duff

Of course you are, Hungry Hungry Homer. So why not break your fast with our brand new Isotope Dog Supreme?

Homer

[Smells the hot dog]. Oh, so hard to resist. Mesquite-grilled onions, jalapeño relish... Wait a minute, those are South Western ingredients! [The crowd gasps]. Mango-lime salsa? That's the kind of bold flavour they enjoy in... [Grabs the microphone]. Albuquerque!

He's right.

Yeah, and the wrapper says Albuquerque Isotopes

Sideshow Mel

Homer was right, they're planning to move the team!

Howard K. Duff

Now, now, see here, people. Let's not be too hasty.

Homer

Tell the truth! Come on, everybody!

Tell the truth! Tell the truth!

Howard K. Duff

Get him out of here!

Homer

Don't listen to him, Duffman. For once in your life, stand up for the little guy.

Duffman

New feelings brewing in Duffman! What would Jesus do?

Duffman

Hey Duff lovers! Does anyone in this bar loooove Duff?

Carl

Hey, it's Duffman!

Newsweek said you died of liver failure.

Duffman

Duffman can never die, only the actors who play him. Ooh yeah!