Well, Homer, your hunger strike lasted 12 amazing days.
Oh, me so hungy.
Of course you are, Hungry Hungry Homer. So why not break your fast with our brand new Isotope Dog Supreme?
[Smells the hot dog]. Oh, so hard to resist. Mesquite-grilled onions, jalapeño relish... Wait a minute, those are South Western ingredients! [The crowd gasps]. Mango-lime salsa? That's the kind of bold flavour they enjoy in... [Grabs the microphone]. Albuquerque!
[The crowd gasps even more.]
He's right.
Yeah, and the wrapper says Albuquerque Isotopes
Homer was right, they're planning to move the team!
[Everyone starts getting angry at Howard.]
Now, now, see here, people. Let's not be too hasty.
Tell the truth! Come on, everybody!
Tell the truth! Tell the truth!
Get him out of here!
[Duffman proceeds to get Homer out of the fields.]
Don't listen to him, Duffman. For once in your life, stand up for the little guy.
[Duffman repeatedly turns to Howard and Homer].
New feelings brewing in Duffman! What would Jesus do?
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