Krabappel said you would give the teachers anything they wanted.
She did?
Yeah. She said you would fold faster than Superman on laundry day.
“The PTA Disbands!” · Season 6
In this episode: Bart Simpson (4), Marge Simpson (2), Principal Skinner (2), Mrs. Krabappel (2), Lisa Simpson (1), Moe Szyslak (1), Milhouse Van Houten (1), Seymour Skinner (1)
Seymour, you're being totally unfair and the teachers won't stand for it.
Teachers, you don't have the guts to strike!
You don't have the guts to takes us on.
[both walk away, Bart emerges from one of the lockers and imitates a chicken clucking, he hides again as Skinner and Krabappel turn to face each other]
That's it!
STEEEE-RIKE!
[cut to Miss Hoover's classroom, Skinner and Krabappel are heard on the intercom fighting for control of the microphone]
[via intercom] Attention, this is an emergency broadcast, all is well within the school. My authority as principal is total... [Krabappel snatches the microphone back from him] No, give me that...
[via intercom] Attention teachers, we're on strike. Ha!
[children in Miss Hoover's children begin to mumur in excitement]
Oh no, strike?
Miss Hoover, are you on...
[Miss Hoover is shown driving off in her car, throwing papers out of it]
Go home, children!
Skinner says the teachers will crack at any minute.
[muttering as the teachers pass the message along; one teacher runs forwards]
TTeacher
Skinner says the teachers will crack at any minute, purple monkey dishwasher.
Well we'll show him...especially for that "purple monkey dishwasher" comment.
Talkin' out of turn.... That's a paddlin'. Lookin' out the window.... That's a paddlin'. Starin' at my sandals.... That's a paddlin'. Paddling the school canoe... Oh, you better believe that's a paddlin'.
[Moe is teaching Bart's class during the teachers' strike]
MMoe
OK, when I call your name, uh, you say "present" or "here". Er, no, say "present". Ahem, Anita Bath?
[The kids laugh at him]
MMoe
Alright, settle down. Anita Bath here?
[the laughing continues]
MMoe
Alright, fine, fine. Maya Buttreeks! [even more laughter] Hey, what are you laughing at? What? Oh, oh, I get it, I get it. It's my big ears, isn't it, Kids? Well, children, I can't help that!
[Moe runs out crying. Bart then crosses Moe's name off a list of substitute teachers. Milhouse is impressed]
Wow, Bart, I'm impressed the way you knocked off all those substitutes.
In my weaker moments, I almost pity them. Then I just remind myself, they're trying to teach.
[Skinner shows up furious with Bart's class]
Well, children, I don't know what you did to all those substitutes, but it's going to stop now. Leopold!
[Vice Superintendent Leopold quickly walks in and intimidates Bart's class.]
LLeopold
All right, you listen up, you little "freaks"! The fun stops here: you're going to shut your stinking traps and behave, dammit! This is one substitute you're not going to screw with!
[Martin and Wendell swallow uncomfortably]
LLeopold
[pleasantly] ...Marge Simpson!
[Marge happily walks in and Bart swallows uncomfortably.]
Hi, class! Hi Bart...over here, sweetie. It's me, Mom. Hi! Hey! Hello?
[Bart groans in embarrassment as his class [save for Milhouse] laughs at him.]
[Bart makes his case clear to Marge]
Look, Mom, it feels really weird having you on my turf. How would you feel if I started mopping the floor?
I'd be thrilled. You can start right now.
[angry] D'oh!
And I'm going to keep teaching your class, like it or lump it.
Well, then, I guess I'll just have to get into the crawlspace again.
[Bart is disgusted that Marge isn't listening to him about not teaching his class and runs off in the crawlspace to hide from her]
I hate it when he [Bart] gets in there.
[She pounds the wall with a broom, while Bart refuses to leave.]
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