Wendell quotes from The Simpsons ... TV Quotes Database

[excitedly] As your president, I would demand a science fiction library, featuring an ABC of the overlords of the genre: Asimov, Bester, Clarke –

Wendell

What about Ray Bradbury?

Martin

[dismissively] – I'm aware of his work. [excitedly] Thank you, and keep watching the skies!

S2 Lisa's Substitute

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[Wendell and his colleagues get food poisoning from the oysters at the Princes' backyard.]

Wendell

Oh, my tummmmmmmyyyyyyyyyy!!!! [collapses on Martin Sr.'s shoes]

Martin Sr.: [to Martha] I told you we should've served cake instead of oysters!

Martin

I'm ruined!

NNelson

[punches Martin] Ha-haugh... [collapses on the ground]

S8 Grade School Confidential

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[Nelson is crushing Wendell's nose with chopsticks.]

Wendell

Ow, I can't breathe! Please stop him!

SSkinner

I'd like to, but I'm afraid he has diplomatic immunity.

Lisa

Point of order, if we want to learn anything, we must respect--

Bart

Point of "odor," Lisa stinks.

[children laugh]

STSherri/Terri

Hey, leave her alone.

NNelson

You leave her alone.

[children are all shouting at each other]

RRalph

[singing] O, Canada

{Principal Skinner restores order by banging his shoe on the desk}

PSPrincipal Skinner

Order, order! Do you kids want to be like the real U.N., or do you just want to squabble and waste time?

S9 Das Bus

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Groundskeeper Willie

Ach! It's a mighty puddle of puke!

Wendell

I'm sorry.

Groundskeeper Willie

Aw, that's all right lad. It reminds me why I got into this business. [salutes him]

S12 Bye Bye Nerdie

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