Homer Simpson quotes from The Simpsons

Homer

Just pick a dead end and chill out till you die.

Homer

This was a night for Marge if I assume I'd be home at this hour.

Homer

Hey, kids! If I tossed you guys a bucket full of something, could you pour it out and toss the bucket back up? Don't drink it!

Homer

So much violence on the surface world... I'm going back! [jumps back under ice]

Homer

No! Not the middle seat!

Homer

I guess it's not much when you look at real problems in the world like Major League umpires not using instant replay.. ok...

Homer

Don't buy it. I bought one last year and it was crap construction!

Homer

Marge, my ice cream's melting and I haven't finished my brownie!

Homer

For further communication, I will require more beans.

Homer

Halloween - the one time of the year where the squalor of our home works to our advantage.

Homer

I'm on the floor. I can't move. So far, a normal Sunday morning...

Homer

She's the most evil person to come out of Ohio since LeBron. But at least he thought long and hard before screwing everybody over. In public. For no reason.

Homer

If an emergency alarm goes off, there's ear plugs in the top drawer.

Homer

Marge, get my seal club, the big one!

Homer

I've come around on hipsters. It takes a lot of guts to all wear the same hat.