Homer Simpson quotes from The Simpsons

Homer

I don't eat anything new unless I've eaten it before.

Homer

From the dad that brought you cemetery paintball and go carts on real roads...

Homer

[about Neil Gaiman] British Fonzie is right.

Homer

People also lover a quitter. Sarah Palin. The Beatles.

Homer

If you ever hear a star's name and wonder, is he dead? The answer is either "I represent him" or "yes."

Homer

I'll never eat turkey again. Marge, we got any ham?!

Homer

They know I'm doing a character. Like Stephen Colbert or Newt Gingrich.

Homer

[offscreen during credits] When's our next game? Are we going to New York, or-- [The Gracie Films logo appears.] Oh.

Homer

Man, this website makes talking drunk to my wife so much safer.

Homer

[growls] Down in front! Ohhhh…dammit! Why do kids have heads?

Homer

Marguerite, I leave to fight in Flanders. Stupid Flanders!

Homer

We show girls love on Valentine's Day, and they let us blow things up on the Fourth of July. I just pray they never fall on the same day.

Homer

Ohh, I always thought tarred and feathered was just a figure of speech. Good luck patching pot holes and stuffing pillows now!

Homer

[hear the bullies] Someone's downstairs!

Homer

For once, the Indian has been outsourced.