[walks back to Morpheus and slaps him in the back, to his annoyance] Dude, major props! You know, you're alright. We must hang.
Why did we do that?
[hesitating] Uh, because, you know, we need to have a lot in common, like, we're both...dudes. [relents as Morpheus reacts unconvincingly] Okay, fine. I'm into the other spells! Maybe we can help ourselves out? You scratch my back, I scratch yours?
[literally taking it] Ugh, I loathe to show myself being touched by hands. But perhaps, there's another way you can repay me: I'll grant you one day of spells if at nightfall, you grant me one favor.
Rustman's always down to do a bro a solid.
Very well. [takes a contract out of his cape] Sign here in blood. [flash of lightning cracks and Rusty shrieks; takes out a pen] Or red pen. Your call.
[Rusty eagerly takes the pen and signs the contract, accepting the deal; Later at the Spokes house…]
Oh, this is just gonna feel very sweet! I've always wanted a cool stache. Now, remember, thick and bushy.
[takes out his spell book and chants a spell] "Scales of newt, mane of a bull. Let the lip grow nice and full!"
[The green spell wisp accidentally makes Rusty's lips oversized]
[in a lisp] How does it cook? Does it cook great? [realizes] Wait, something feels weird. [looks into the bathroom mirror and screams in horrified shock] What did wou do?!
[looks in his spell book, realizing the problem] Oh, sorry, my bad, missed a word. I should have said, "lip hair." Let's try that again.
[Later at Duds for Dudes; Rusty looks into the mirror with his new mustache]
Looking good, son.
I know.
Thanks for lending a hand at the summer sale, you two. We've got to sell every single piece of last season's inventory. So turn on that old Spokes charm! I'll man the cash register. Good luck, boys.
Okay, Morphy.
[not liking the nickname] No.
[clears throat] Morpheus. I need one of your favorite spells to sell all of this old merch. Otherwise, I'm just gonna stay here all day.
[going through his spell book] Let's see. Ah, here it is, denim desire. This must work. "Spirits of Persuasion, hear my favorite spell, spell, spell. Make these wretched garments sell, sell, sell!"
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