[in unison] Dad, meet my new girlfriend.
[in unison] Mom, meet my new boyfriend.
[crossly] Rodney.
[also cross] Annette.
[They get into each other's faces and growl with bloodshot eyes]
[confused] You guys know each other?
Oh, oh, oh, oh, believe me, I know the owner of Garb 4 Guys. The rat who spread rumors that the pants I sell cause severe chafing!
Ha, says the weasel owner of Duds for Dudes who told everybody my socks overstretch! It'll be a cold day in Haberdashery before my daughter dates your son!
Well, I'd rather spit on my spats than let my son date your daughter!
But Amber and I made plans to go to Jean Juan's on Valentine's Day!
Over my dead cufflinks!
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