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S1 E15

The Loud House · Season 1, Episode 15

Lisa, Luan and others in “Unfinished Business”

[Lisa pours the serum anyway and the water evaporates, it turns into pink smoke; It's revealed that the older sisters have tinkled in the pool. They blush except Lisa and Lincoln.]

"Hmm... Unprecedented levels."

[Lincoln washes the pool and refills it while his sisters watch and the party continues; Luan and Leni are playing Marco Polo]

"MARCO!"

"MARCO!"

"No, Leni. I'm Marco. You're Polo."

"Really, who's Leni?"

[Lily is about to go skinny dipping again]

"Oh no no no no no!" [grabs her and puts her in a diaper.] "No fecal incidents in my pool! I'm watching you, Lily." [sees Lucy floating] "Lucy? I didn't know you liked to swim."

"I'm not swimming. I'm trying to see if I'm a witch. Am I floating?"

"Yes."

"Wicked."

[chases Lily] "Get back here!"

"You know what your soup needs? NOODLES!" [Bonks Lana with a pool noodle]

[Grabs one] "Bring it!"

"STOP SPLASHING ME!!!"

"Guys, no horseplay!"

"What about elephant play?" [blasts Lincoln with a jet of water while sounding like an elephant, which makes Lana, Lynn, and Lola laugh at Lincoln.]

[flies right into Bobby] "Huh? Bobby? What're you doing here?"

"Lori said there was an opening for a lifeguard at Casa Loud." [Blows whistle] "Everyone out! Senior swim!"

"What? There aren't any old people here!"

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