[Leni and Gavin are having lunch at the Royal Woods Mall food court]
[blushing] I laugh, giggle, chuckle, cackle, guffaw, snicker, titter, snort, tee-hee, chortle, and lament? I didn't do any of that. [laughs, giggles, chuckles, cackles, guffaws, snickers, titters, snorts, tee-hees, chortles, and laments strongly or weakly] Oh, how embarrassing.
Oh, don't feel embarrassed. I'm only trying to point it out so anyone can fix it and be truer.
Thanks, Leni. I appreciate that. I promise I will spa-get better! [laughs at his own joke, then stops before laughing, giggling, chuckling, cackling, guffawing, snickering, tittering, snorting, tee-heeing, chortling, and lamenting] Ah, see?
[Meanwhile, at the Loud House…]
I seem to have no idea how bad we felt. I'm definitely going to work on it... or maybe I'll see a therapist… or shall I just try to journal? [realizes what she's doing; blushes] Oops, I'm doing it again.
But you caught it. You're already true.
[Meanwhile, at the park…]
Bobby[blushing] Wow. Most times, I don't know I'm… ♪ singing! ♪ [catches himself and tries to clear his throat] Singing.
That's why you're very lucky to have me. I can try to point these things out and help make you truer.
Bobby
Thanks, Babe.
Bobby
Today's just been a fun day!
Yeah, it was a cool idea to do a triple-date.
Wait! Leni, you haven't posted a pic of your lunch yet.
Oh, I'm not doing any of that anymore. Some people think I don't live in the moment enough, even though those people know, I already live in Royal Woods.
Wait, are you mad about what I said?
Why would I be mad? [offering Luna two breadsticks] Here, Luna, I saved you two breadsticks for your drum solo.
No thanks. Some people think it'd be better if I'd limited my musical solos to Moon Goat shows.
Wait, was that a dig at me?
No. The other dig is telling someone they say "literally" all of the other times. Some people have suggested much to me before.
Bobby
Seriously, babe?
Oops, I'm sorry. Did I say the other word again? I guess I'm literally getting out of another weird control. Literally, literally, literally, literally…
[The three older Loud sisters start resuming their own annoying habits]
And post, and post, and post!
…literally, literally, literally, literally, literally…
Bobby
How come it's okay for you gals to point out our annoying habits, but before we try to point out yours, you seem to feel mad?!
Because you only did it to get back at us!
We were really just being helpful, like you were with us.
LLLori, Luna & Leni
Yeah, wright, correct!
You know what? I don't think I wanna grow up this date anymore.
Bobby
Me neither.
I'm with you folks. Come on. [she, Gavin and Bobby walk away]
No, you folks. Wait. [their favorite partners smile hopefully] Because we are literally leaving first! [she, Leni and Luna try to storm off, angrily]
[After a short pause, Bobby, Gavin and Sam walk away in the opposite direction, grumpily; Later, while riding the Seas of Cheese ride, the three older Loud sisters are angry about their favorite partners]
Boy, they had a lot of nerve!
They don't really realize how hurt they were being!
[realize to remember something; regretfully] Oh, now that I think about it, if I remember what they said to us was hurt, maybe one of you may remember what we said to them was hurt, too.
O-M-Gosh, you're wright, you're correct! We might never try to point out their annoying habits in the first place if you was born at all! [gasps] Which means Sixteen 1/2 Magazine was... wrong! Ah, I'm gonna enjoy a long moment for now cuz I wanna enjoy a long moment for now.
You're wright, you're correct, dudes and dudettes. If you care to meet people about someone, you may accept them for who they are. I know! That's the lyrics to many songs!
Bobby
[catches Lori trying to hide under his bed as he enters his room] Lori?
[hesitantly] Surprise! Happy Cat-parent-iversary! [chuckles awkwardly]
Bobby
But it hasn't been a month yet, unless we're celebrating by week. [notices something] Wait a minute. Bland cat salad, boring toys, itchy homemade PJ's? [gasps in outrage shock] You're not here for our early cat-parent-iversary. You're sneaking around my back, taking care of Pepurroni! How could you?!
[calling off-screen] Bobby, Lola called to say your $100 check bounced, so she's done doing your dirty gato work.
[also gasps in outrage shock] You were doing the same thing!
[also calling off-screen] Bobby paid her an hundy? Lori only paid me 80 lousy bucks.
Bobby
[long gasp in complete shock] You had Carl helping you too?!
Oh, quit gasping. Pepurroni needed one responsible parent.
Bobby
Yeah? Well, I had to make sure he wasn't bored to tears.
Bored?! I took him to cat yoga!
Bobby
Yeah, not exactly a kitty's favorite past time.
Oh, yeah?! Then why was he purring his head off?!
Bobby
Was he purring, or was he groaning?
BBryan
This season on The Dream Boat, things are about to get a whole lot louder. [shows the Loud family cheering with excitement]
Bobby
[surprised] Wait, what are the Louds doing on The Dream Boat?
BBryan
Our newest sea queen, Lori Loud, will be bringing her whole family along, as she looks for love on the high seas!
Bobby
[gasps in utmost shock of horror, seeing that his beloved ex-girlfriend is on the reality dating show and looking for a new man to love] That's my ex-girlfriend, Lori, and she's looking for love! [starts hyperventilating] Oh no, I'm getting lightheaded. [passes out]
[In Portland, Oregon… Lori shows up at a trailer and knocks on the door, after realizing her mistake to be with Jett; The real Jeremy opens it, eating his chicharrones]
[not what she expected] Wait, you're not Jeremy.
JJeremy
Yes, I am. It's nice to finally meet you, Lori.
JJeremy
I was supposed to be on the Dream Boat, but I got paid off by a short guy with white hair and an orange fedora. I don't think the fedora really worked, though.
[knowing that description anywhere] No one does. Sorry, I got to make a phone call.
[putting away his fedora hat] So long, Boat Lincoln. [gets a call] Hi, Lori. Wow, you look mad. [Lori drags the real Jeremy into view, sharply, knowing where this is going; gasps in shock] I can explain everything!
[Cut to Bobby arriving at the mercado in Michoacán on a stormy and gloomy night, takes off the Jeremy wig, and sheds a sad tear thinking he's lost Lori forever, then suddenly hears the door open and turns around]
Bobby
Lori, you figured it out.
Bobby
Wait, but what are you doing here? Why aren't you with Jett?
'Cause he's not you. [tearing up] All that time on the ship, I kept being drawn to Jeremy. And now I know why. You're the only first mate for me, Boo Boo Bear.
Bobby
[also tearing up] Oh, Babe, you're the only first mate for me, too.
[They embrace each other as the rain stops and the sun comes out and shines; Then they hear some familiar awwing, come out, and gasp; Both the Loud and Casagrande families are outside happily watching them reunite]
[points to Lincoln] Lincoln told us everything.
[Lincoln grins sheepishly]
And we were not going to miss this.
[The two families hug them; Bobby sobs again over all the love]
Translation: I love you guys.
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