Lynn quotes from The Loud House

Welcome to Operation Unicorn Heist. We've set another playdate for Lily and Ingrid tomorrow, and we need all your special skills to help rescue Eunice before Lola gets home. Here's the plan: [Lily shows the first drawing of him talking to Candace] I'll distract Ingrid's mom. [the second drawing shows Luan keeping Ingrid busy with her clown entertainment] Luan, you keep Ingrid entertained. [the third drawing shows Lana distracting Ingrid's dog with a bone] Lana, you distract the dog.

Good luck. He's a biter. [turns around, showing a chunk bitten off by the dog]

[as Lily holds up the fourth drawing of herself swapping Eunice and Nugget in Ingrid's room] Lily, you get to Eunice in Ingrid's bedroom where you'll swap her for Nugget. [the fifth drawing shows Lynn retrieving Eunice by using a drone] Lynn, you're on extraction.

Yes! I love extracting junk!

[confused] And then we all hold hands under a rainbow?

[chuckles sheepishly, realizing she was holding a drawing of that and puts it away] That drawing for school.

Hey, Dad. I'm ready to get to work and-- [screams in shock when he sees Luna, Luan, Lynn, and Lana all there, grinning] What're you folks doing here?!

The jig is up, Stinkoln! We know you're trying to get a dish named after you. And we came to beat you at your favorite game. [fist bumps with Lana]

Luna

Yeah, bro. At first we hope it was really dumb earlier, but then I realize, people trying to order a Moon Goat cheese salad may just feel really good for the band.

Luan

And there's nothing fishy about a Luan-chovy pizza.

I think a dessert called the Ba-Lana split sounds very yummy.

I just wanna win another thing.

Lynn Sr.

[emerges from the kitchen and hugs all of four of his own favorite daughters together] Look at my own favorite daughters, who also want to spend another time with their own old man and learn about the restaurant biz.

[in unison] Definitely.

Luna

[in unison] Totally.

STOP! If I keep this up, I'm going to need a coffin for real.

Well, if you're not gonna work for us anymore, we want our money back!

Yeah!

Figure it out, Lincoln!

[groans] You guys are right. I never should have borrowed money that I couldn't pay back. [looks at his David Steele action figure, sadly] I know what I have to do.

This is terrible!

The worst!

It stinks!

We just got Lori back. We can't lose her again so fast. There has to be some way to get her to stay.

We can lock her in a coffin in the basement.

Or use the numbing properties of jellyfish venom to incapacitate her. [accidentally drops the venom on her left foot, causing her to collapse on the floor due to her leg getting numbed]

Wait, Lori said she was gonna find a realtor. But what if we find her a realtor who only shows her the worst possible places to live?

How are we supposed to pull that off?

Hey-o! I need someone to help me with the deadlift set before my pre-workout wears off. Can one of you spot me?

Actually, you can spot me...leaving this conversation. [walks off]

How 'bout it, Luan? [Luan shows her arm muscle drooping, trying to mime in denial; misunderstanding] You need to build up those noodle arms? Ah, couldn't agree more. Let's do this!

Lynn Sr.

Honey, you're on the wrong side of the road! [Steers the bus on the left side. The Loud siblings scream from the back]

Rita

I always forget they drive on the left side in England. Everyone okay back there?

Define "okay."

Luan

[to a British man who's preparing to board their bus] Sorry. This is our rental bus. We have a wheely big family. [laughs]

[pops up in front of the viewers] Welcome to London! So what are the Louds doing across the pond? Good question. Luna got an invite to attend Mick Swagger's knighting ceremony at the Royal Castle. And because she's such a huge fan, Mick flew out our whole family! That's right, we traveled all the way from Royal Woods, Michigan, to London, England.

Luna

[reading Mick Swagger's autobiography when Lynn kicks her soccer ball, knocking it out of her hands] Chill out, Lynn! I'm trying to reread Mick's autobiography, even after the 10th time, I'm learning new dets about his life.

And I'm trying to get into the English spirit. Brits love soccer.

Lori

They call it "football" here, Lynn. And the King's favorite team is the Chuffbottom Chips.

[to the viewers] Lori spent the whole flight binging a reality series on British royals called Drama Kings, so she thinks she's an expert now.

Lynn Sr.

[in British accent] Oh, oh, there's the local chippy where me and me mates used to nosh on sonnies. [laughs]

[chuckles] Dad is trying to relieve the college semester he spent in England. And me? I'm just excited to be in the city where they shot my favorite David Steele movie; To London with Love. Whoa! I think David jumped from that rooftop!

Lori

[gasps] Look! We made it to the Royal Castle!

I don't know anything about harvesting wheat.

Luan

Me neither.

Come on, guys. We can figure this out. We just need something sharp. [Lucy takes out her scythe; disturbed] Please tell me you knew we'd be harvesting wheat today.

Uh, sure...

Leni

[in Italian] Mamma Mia! Il Vulcano sta pur errutare!

She's saying it's gonna blow!

This is just like when we played The Floor Is Lava, except the floor is actually lava!

Oh, game on!

Oh, la familia Loud. I thought you went home. What happened to you?

Leni

[in Italian] Abbiamo scalato il vulcano e raggiuta la cima, poi il vulcano fato. BOOM!

You climbed the volcano and reached the top before it went BOOM?!

Lynn Sr.

Oh, it boomed, lady. It BOOMED!

And you still tried to get my stone?

We had it too, but then it broke. Freak chest bump accident. It was nobody'z fault.

[dizzy] Who knew those Swiss Alps roads could be so twisty? [almost pukes]

I told you guys before, if you want an iron belly, you need to up that annual meatball sub at take. [the other siblings groan in disgust] Wow, I can't believe I'm actually here and gonna compete in the Snow Fury! I'm gonna kick butt in every one of those events.

Lori

[waving her hand in Lynn's face] Lynn? Hello? Are you okay?

Leni

What's going on with her?

Lori

Dazed look.

[sighs dreamily while gazing] Henrik.

Lori

Smitten sigh. [gasps] Excitedly whispering a boy's name.

Leni

O-M-Gosh! I think Lynn has…

[squealing in excitement] A CRUSH!!!

[imitates buzzer] Lynn Loud crushes people! She doesn't crush on them! [looks at Henrik again, flexing a muscle while holding up a clock; sighs dreamily and giggles] Okay, maybe just a little one. [snaps out of it] But what do I do about it? I'm such a rookie when it comes to this kind of junk.

You are amazing! I've never seen anyone eat an entire apple strudel in one bite! How do you do it?

It's all about loosening your jaw. I could show you, like, you know, if you want to hang again tomorrow.

I'm sorry ze Snow Fury took up ze whole day. I wanted us to hang out more before you leave tomorrow.

Me too. It's been awesome getting to know you…and junk. Here's to our last date.

[bumps into Lincoln after he's transported back to the future] Hey, what took you, Stinkoln?

[happily hugs her] Lynn!

[groans and breaks out of the hug] Gross! What're you doing?

I'm just so happy to see you! [to the rest of the family] To see all of you!

Rita

Aw, that's sweet, honey, but you shouldn't have run off. We have been looking all over for you.

Leni

[Unaware as the other sisters are] Oh. Were we supposed to be looking for Lincoln? I found a huge sale on vintage sandals!

[exasperated] That wasn't a sale rack! It was a showcase of ancient Greek footwear! What is with this family?!

Rita

Listen, sweetie, you have been a real trooper with all these historic tours, so your Dad and I decided we're gonna spend the afternoon doing whatever fun thing you want.

Actually, I'm starting to think history is fun. I'd love to hear more about Greek Mythology.

Earthlings, please accept our apologies. We were passing through your galaxy and running low on fuel. That's when we received a transmission from one of your communicators.

Ha! Your stupid omelet thing! I knew it! [the Planet Protection Patrol glares at him] You're not heroes! You guys brought the aliens here! It's all their fault! [One of the aliens, however, replays the transmission, revealing it was actually him who brought them; on recording] Earth to aliens: We've got some space geeks here who are dying to meet you. Why don't you come down so you can all have an intergalactic dork party? [realizes his folly]

Then the bad Earthling revealed you all disguise yourselves on your human holiday.

[on recording] There are millions of people in costumes tonight, but somehow, yours are the dumbest!

That gave us the idea to infiltrate your species and use you as a power source. It's well-known throughout the galaxies that humans make great batteries.

Unfortunately, I'm always putting them in upside down. [laughs]

[annoyed] Nice going, Chandler.

Lori

[also annoyed] You're literally the worst.

[having no regret] I'm so over all this! [presses the keypad, opening the door] Chandler, out! [walks backwards, but suddenly falls and lands in the Louds' web] Ew, gross!