Alien #1, Chandler and others in “Unfinished Business”

Earthlings, please accept our apologies. We were passing through your galaxy and running low on fuel. That's when we received a transmission from one of your communicators.

Ha! Your stupid omelet thing! I knew it! [the Planet Protection Patrol glares at him] You're not heroes! You guys brought the aliens here! It's all their fault! [One of the aliens, however, replays the transmission, revealing it was actually him who brought them; on recording] Earth to aliens: We've got some space geeks here who are dying to meet you. Why don't you come down so you can all have an intergalactic dork party? [realizes his folly]

Then the bad Earthling revealed you all disguise yourselves on your human holiday.

[on recording] There are millions of people in costumes tonight, but somehow, yours are the dumbest!

That gave us the idea to infiltrate your species and use you as a power source. It's well-known throughout the galaxies that humans make great batteries.

Unfortunately, I'm always putting them in upside down. [laughs]

[annoyed] Nice going, Chandler.

Lori

[also annoyed] You're literally the worst.

[having no regret] I'm so over all this! [presses the keypad, opening the door] Chandler, out! [walks backwards, but suddenly falls and lands in the Louds' web] Ew, gross!