And the good news is that is nothing to worry about, we’re not a bad influence on Lily after all.
LLLincoln, Lori, Leni, Luna, Lynn Jr., Lola, Lana, and Lisa
[putting their arms into the air to celebrate while Lucy is silent and putting her arms in the air] YAY!
[Charles, the family’s dog which the family doesn't notice, comes into the room, and takes the doughnut from Lily’s hand, causing Lily to turn red, snarl with fury, and her arms shake in anger]
[The entire family (including a shocked and horrified Rita and Lynn Sr., and a horrified and terrified Lincoln) reacts back by freezes terrified, looks at Lily, and gasps in horror, while one more picture frame drops, then the episode ends.]
[Lynn Sr. grumbles, marches to the door and slams it. The siblings get their attention this time.]
LeniOh, hey Dad! Welcome home! Why the grumpy face?
Because I lost my family to those ding dang devices! We usually do stuff together! Now I can't even get you to look up when I come in the door. Can't you put those things down once in a while?
But Dad, we need them. Our lives literally depend on them.
Ooh. My last post previously got 100 likes. New record. Look. [Shows Leni her post]
Leni
So cute! You've really found your best angle!
Thanks! Not to brag but I kind of feel like I've mastered the selfie.
Leni
Oh totes! Your pic almost got as many likes as Carol Pingrey's.
[Gasps and drops her phone] Ow! Carol Pingrey?! I didn't see her on this app!
Leni
She just joined! Can you believe her first selfie got 101 likes?
[Takes Leni's phone] Give me that! [Sees Carol's selfie] Ugh, typical. Perfect Carol Pingrey has to one-up me in everything I do.
[First flashback shows Younger Carol receiving a Bluebell Scout medal]
Leni
Don't feel bad, Lori. You sold almost as many cookies as Carol!
[Second flashback shows Carol beating Lori out for homecoming queen]
Leni
Aw, don't feel bad, Lori. You got almost as many votes as Carol!
[Third flashback shows Carol beating Lori in a golf tournament]
Leni
[Jumping up and down] Yay, Lori! You got more points higher than Carol!
Thanks, Leni. But let me explain golf scoring. Again.
[Back to the present]
Ugh! I'm sick of it! [Pacing around] I've literally been working for three months getting more likes on my own photo before.
How excited are you for tonight's episode?
Leni
So excited! According to rumors on social media, Tristan's going to turn the dungeon into a gym. Tristan working out, can you even? [They sigh dreamily]
[Groans] Let's hope this works Edwin. [goes over to Lori and Leni] Hey guys, now that we're all, um, ' VoM heads ', you have to join me in all of the super fun pre-show rituals.
Hey, are either of you guys free for a babysitting job tonight? Mrs. McCauley just called and I can't do it, I'm sitting for the Dumscums.
Sorry, dude. I got the Katzes tonight. I'm gonna teach Jamie and Sydney how to do a drum circle.
I'm sitting for the Santinis. I've got some great comedy props in case little Mary gets a ouchie. [hits herself with a toy mallet and faints]
Leni
Thanks, Luan, that makes me feel much better about my ouchie.
[Excitedly to Leni] "Leni, we bought so many cute shoes!"
[Also excitedly] "With money to spare for the pop up sale this weekend!"
[Leni has an excited look on her face.]
Leni
[Excitedly shaking her fists] "Yes!!! Pop up sale!!! Aaaaaaah!!!"
"Sounds like you have a lot to talk about."
Nah, Flip's a lone wolf. [Howls like a wolf, cracks a spine, yelps and screams] GAH! Cheese and crackers.
[He continues to yelp. Outside the room, Lincoln and his sisters felt terrible.]
Leni
You guys, this is all our fault. We should take care of Flip.
(angrily) I can't believe my very own baby sister is trying to steal my place in the spotlight! Look at this ad! (shows Mr. Sprinkles the ad) I know, Mr. Sprinkles! I'm just as horrified as you are!
(Leni enters)
Leni
Hey, Lols, can I get my magazine back? I wanna read it on the... (Lola angrily screams and throws the magazine across the room) bus to work.
(waving her arms in anger) AHHHH!!! Sorry, Leni, It's not you. I'm just so frustrated right now.
Leni
Awww! Let's talk after I get home! Everyone has to be at the store early to help set up for Reininger's Cutest Kid auditions.
Leni
(Appears in front of the screen again) Sorry, Lincoln.
Uh, can I help you, Leni?
Leni
I'm supposed to write a novel for English, but Lily's using them all to build a fort.
What are you guys doing in here?
(Mr. Coconuts turns the lights on)
Leni
Um, uh... collecting laundry.
(Shines a light on Leni, which it stuns her) Laundry Day was Tuesday! Spill it!
(At the car dealers, Rita, Lynn Sr., Lori and Leni look around)
I can't believe our little Lori Lou is buying her very own car for college! (Inhales) It seems like just yesterday you were tootling around on your trike, diaper filled in the brim. (He begins to cry)
(Stops her father) Aww Dad, stop! Seriously, people are looking.
Now remember, sweetie, all you need is something sensible that will get you back in forth from school.
Because you're coming home every weekend, right?
OMgosh! (She and Leni run to something amazing) That is literally the most gorgeous thing I've ever seen!
Leni
Hmm, he's cute, but kind of a weird dancer. (Copies the moves as a balloon man)
(Giggles) No, not that! (Gestures to a blue car) That!
[Lincoln and his friends are hanging out at Gus' Games and Grub, but before they're about to enjoy their spaghetti pizza, Leni and her friends: Fiona, Miguel, Jackee and Mandee arrive]
Ooh! Lincoln, isn't that your sister?
Leni
[notices her brother] Hey, Lincoln! It's like, totes packed in here. Mind if we share your booth?
Well, it's already… [Leni and her friends end up squeezing in] Full.
[gasps] Is that spaghetti pizza?
Oh. Well, I guess. [the teens devour the whole pizza] So, what are you guys doing here?
Yeah, don't you guys usually hang out at the mall?
Usually. But Dim Yum is closed.
Yeah, but the skee-ball is open! Come on, let's play some games!
[The teens leave the table and go to the arcade]
[offended] They ate all of our pizza. Now they're playing all of our games?
[Screen pans to Leni and her friends having fun playing games]
Y'all, they're takin' over this place like skeeters on a sugar sucker.
Guys, it's okay. It's only for an afternoon. We can still have fun.
[Miguel lands a high score on skee-ball and his friends celebrate until Rusty, Zach and Stella approach]
Mind if I get next? I don't get A's very often.
Sorry, dude. Miguel's gonna be here for a while. He's on a roll.
Only 10,000 more tickets and he has enough to win the Rip Hardcore Waffle Iron!
TTeens
[singing] Waffles!
I've been saving up my tickets for years trying to win that! [sulks sadly]
[Outside of Gus', Lincoln is trying to convince Leni and her friends to stop hanging out]
Leni
I'm really sorry, Lincoln, but Gus' is the only hangout that works for all of my friends.
[Fiona, Miguel, Jackee and Mandee all nod in agreement]
Seriously? There's nowhere else? What about the Burpin' Burger?
[offended] How dare you? I'm recently vegetarian.
Okay, what about the Burnt Bean?
Leni, we're done with you (and your friends) hanging out here!
Yeah, now get! Don't make me huck any more ice at y'all.
Leni
The baby rocks was you? Not cool, Lincoln.
[now annoyed] Yeah, if you're gonna pull dirty tricks, there's no way we're leaving.
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