A character in The Loud House
Lincoln
The Loud House · 632 quotes
Most-quoted character in The Loud House: in 227 of its 632 quotes
Most scenes with: Lori (46), Lynn (40), Lynn Sr (38)
[Lincoln is dressed as Lily's favorite toy]
Well, we might be doing this for the rest of our lives, but at least Lily's happy again.
[singing] Cheer up, baby, don't you cry / No more tears, it's cheer-up time / Laugh with me and we will be / Happy happy happy
[Rita and Lynn Sr. return and shudder upon hearing the song. They don earmuffs and run screaming in terror]
What's with Lola? Why isn't she getting ready for school?
It's pageant season.
It's our fault you didn't pass your test. We kept you up all night helping us study, that you were too tired to take your own test.
We talked to Mom and Dad, and they agreed to give you a second chance.
And this way we won't be here to distract you.
You're all willing to go back to regular school just for me? [her siblings nod] Thanks, you guys.
So my friend really likes this girl, and...
[Excited gasp] OMG!
Well, congratulations! Keep reaching for those dreams.
[Touched] Aww! Thanks! You're so supportive!
[To Clyde] The more success she has, the less time she has to prank us.
Ah. [Sits on a whoopie cushion and it deflates] Yeah she still has time.
[Luan goes into the house and up the stairs. She gasps as she steps on something, or rather someone. She looks down and sees Lucy depressed.]
Lucy, what are you doing on the stairs?
Sigh. I submitted my best poem to the Transylvania review. They didn't want it. I must have what it takes to be a poet.
Your first rejection letter, huh? Well, step into my office. I wanna show you something.
I hear the screams are so loud, you can't even hear yourself scream.
I hear it's so scary, they give you diapers before you go in.
I hear a deranged clown chases you with barbecue tongs.
What're you guys talking about?
The Royal Woods House of Terror just opened up for the season and we're finally old enough to go.
That should do it. [sees Lincoln and quickly hides the doll] Lincoln, hello! Lovely weather we're having...! [smiles nervously]
Uh, yeah, I guess. Hey, have you seen my glue?
[sees the glue is in her room] Pssh, why would I have? What do you think, I go around swiping people's glue?!
You don't have to get mad about it.
"Hey Dad, I've got an idea, why don't you let us take care of the promoting?" [The sisters smile.] "I'm sure we can come up with something."
"Yeah! We can help Daddy!"
"Of course, I'd be gland to do it!" [Giggles]
[Relieved] "Ah, kids, thank you.
"Well, I'm done with you guys being in my room!"
"Well, I'm done with looking at your FACE, Lori!"
[The sisters angrily go back to their rooms]
"Guys, wait! What are we gonna do for the grand opening?"
[The sisters don't listen to him and slam their doors. Lincoln sighs as he heads to his room.]
[To the viewers] "Well my sisters may be fine dropping the ball, but I'm not. Dad's counting on us."
"Mom! Wait! Maybe it's not too late to save the grand opening."
"How are we going to do that?"
"By working together, just like Dad wanted us to do in the first place."
[The girls love his idea.]
Jackpot.
(Appears in front of the screen again) Sorry, Lincoln.
Uh, can I help you, Leni?
I'm supposed to write a novel for English, but Lily's using them all to build a fort.
(At the Loud House, Lynn is kicking a soccer ball as Lincoln comes in)
Hey, Lynn- (Gets hit by a ball) Oof!
Oh! Sorry, bro.
OK everybody, up top. [all five high-five] First middle school high five, check. Who's ready to rock day one? [Everyone groans]
I know I am. Grew this sweet new 'stache over the summer, so I'm golden.
OK, A: I'd hardly call that a 'stache. And B: why can't you just admit you're nervous like the rest of us?
Guys, there's nothing to be nervous about. Especially because we'll all be together in Mrs. Salter's class, which Lynn said rules.
But Lincoln, we're gonna get eaten alive! We're not big fish anymore.
Everybody calm down, I'm telling you. [blows harmonica and clears his throat.] As long as we're together, we'll be fine.
Thanks for buying me a snack, Clyde. You have no idea how much it costs to feed and house a dove.
You bet. Just two best friends sharing some dried apples! Nothing unusual at all.
Those are some healthy choices, boys!
Hey, guys! Fancy running into you here.
At school?
[waves a pocket watch] Behold, this antique pocket watch. Look closely at it and relax your mind.
Zach, why are you showing me an old watch?
Shh. Just focus on the watch. Let's talk about dancing. It's so cool. You want to dance. You need to dance.
[stops the watch] Nice try, Zach, but I'm sticking with my magic act. [leaves]
I don't understand why it didn't work.
[The two exit before the camera reveals Zack unknowingly hypnotized Meryl instead; she dances for two uncomfortable students.]
I wanna boot-scoot! I need to boot-scoot! Aw, yeah, aw, yeah!
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