It's a Bungee jump proposal!
PPhil
Oh, please. Whatever happened to getting down on one knee?
Daddy, that's for old fogies.
PPhil
I got down on one knee.
Sustained!
S4Where There's a Will, There's a Way (2)
(on TV; proposes to Hilary) Hilary Banks!
Yes, Trevor?!
Will you marry me?! (slams into the ground; whole family and Geoffrey watch in disbelief)
I ain't no bungee expert or nothin', but I don't think he's supposed to be slammin' into the ground like that.
(The footage of Trevor's untimely death is cut to a "Please Stand By" message)
"Please Stand By"? Great, the president's about to interrupt my marriage proposal.
Let's just pray that Trevor's okay. (later, after returning from Trevor's funeral) It was a lovely service.
Trevor didn't look so bad for a dude that had a concrete facelift.
Fool! Like that was his real head.
PPhil
Could you two show a little compassion? Your sister is right behind you.
(Hilary comes into the room, wearing a black wedding dress with Vivian comforting her)
I still can't understand.
Sweetheart, the lord giveth and the lord taketh away.
No, I mean technically, am I a widow or what? This is all my fault, if I hadn't asked for a special proposal, Trevor would've been in my arms, instead of in my purse. (Pulls out a small urn.) I love you, Trevor. (Cries)
Um, Hilary? Trevor wasn't cremated.
Eww! Then who's this? (Hands the urn to Will who in turn, passes the urn to Geoffrey.)
(Holding the urn) I'll see him to the door, sir.
S4All Guts, No Glory
I'm taking... [looks at his class schedule] ...Western Pornography.
[looks at schedule] Western Philosophy.
Western Philosophy, I'm impressed.
He doesn't even know what Western Philosophy is.
I do, too. It asks questions like, "Did anybody really think Kool Moe Dee was a cowboy?" (singing) The Wild Wild West. The Wild Wild West.
(singing) I used to live downtown, on 29... (stops singing)
The man [his old college professor] changed my life. And you know how he did? He challenged me.
To what, a pie eating contest?
(referring to his Western Philosophy teacher) Hey Sting, kick some lyrics, man.
Sure thing, Skippy.
(referring to his Western Philosophy teacher) Ay, Skippy, the Garth Brooks concert must be over, huh?
Carlton the peacock says "Don't be a quitter. Pick up your litter."
(Carlton is knocked down by a student)
Come on guys, help me up.
Yeah, we need clean-up in aisle five. There's some bird droppings.
S4Father of the Year
(Will and Jackie are quarrelling; they start shouting the same words simultaneously)
WJWill & Jackie
You ain't ever gonna change! I'm getting the last word! No, you're not! Oh, yes, I am! Damn!!
You know, Will, if you had pulled a stunt like this when you were in high school, there's no telling what I would do. For starters, I would do this.
(Philip sits on top of Will's lap, causing him to scream in agony as the episode ends)
Big poopie.
[Philip walks up to Carlton]
What did you say?
I say... Uh... Beg, puppy. To my pretend dog, Ernie. (doing the throwing the ball hand movement) Fetch, Ernie. He's gone now.
S4It's Better to Have Loved and Lost It...
My first time was with a girl from the projects. Best 50 bucks I ever spent...
(singing Kenny Rogers' The Gambler) You got to know when to hold 'em. Know when to fold 'em. Know when to walk away...
Don't know when to shut up.
S4Will Goes a-Courtin
Steffi, go home. You're not age appropriate for this party. (Carlton puts on duck floatie) I'm going swimming.
I'm from West Philadelphia, born and raised. On the playground is where I spend most of my days. I ain't got no fancy court room talk or a law degree from Princeton like my worthy adversary Judge Philip Banks. But what I do have is the truth! (slams palms on table in front of Philip)
Oh, shut up, Will! Your Honor, this man is making a mockery of the entire legal system!
And this man is making a mockery of a finely cut Italian suit!
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