The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air · Season 4
“All Guts, No Glory” · Season 4
In this episode: Will Smith (6), Carlton Banks (2), Philip (2)
I'm taking... [looks at his class schedule] ...Western Pornography.
[looks at schedule] Western Philosophy.
Western Philosophy, I'm impressed.
He doesn't even know what Western Philosophy is.
I do, too. It asks questions like, "Did anybody really think Kool Moe Dee was a cowboy?" (singing) The Wild Wild West. The Wild Wild West.
(singing) I used to live downtown, on 29... (stops singing)
The man [his old college professor] changed my life. And you know how he did? He challenged me.
To what, a pie eating contest?
(referring to his Western Philosophy teacher) Hey Sting, kick some lyrics, man.
Sure thing, Skippy.
(referring to his Western Philosophy teacher) Ay, Skippy, the Garth Brooks concert must be over, huh?
Carlton the peacock says "Don't be a quitter. Pick up your litter."
(Carlton is knocked down by a student)
Come on guys, help me up.
Yeah, we need clean-up in aisle five. There's some bird droppings.
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