Of all the rooms to burn in your uncle's home...(amused) the kitchen! Are you mad, boy?
S6Burnin' Down the House
Uncle Phil, are you gonna let me go anytime soon?
(calmly) No, Will.
That's cool.
I am going to get to the bottom of this mishap once and for all!
[Philip starts stomping on the floor)
[Will runs downstairs panic-struck]
EARTHQUAKE!
S6Bourgie Sings the Blues
(talking on the phone) What do you mean I didn't get the job? Budget problems? But I was volunteering!
(on the phone) I can't be a Big Brother? They didn't like me? Well, you tell those little brats I don't like them either!
S6The Script Formerly Known As
Would you like to buy a vowel?
This trial is gonna be the death of me. We lost another juror today.
Did you look under your robe?
Back in Philly, I was known as Will '747' Smith.
Why?
Because I'm about to jet!
S6Not, I Barbecue
Tell me this, Doogie. How is it possible that we are losing?
I can't pull a battle to save my life.
S6Viva Lost Wages
Well, I tried to walk away but the craps table kept calling: "Carlton, Carlton." And the blackjack table said you can do it! And the slot machines just say: "Hey, you tall, handsome guy, come shake my hand!" These are ALL MY NEW FRIENDS! My God they're pumping a lot of oxygen in this room!
I had my knife. I went into the wild. But how's a little brave supposed to survive with all these bells and whistles? Well, the madness is over. I'm Carlton again.
Carlton, look. A quarter.
WHERE!? (he crawls on the floor, looking for the quarter)
You're pathetic!
You're right, Will. I've hit rock bottom. How come you can see the quarter and I can't?
Because there ain't no quarter. (he slaps Carlton in the head)
(At the roulette table)
Come on, eight. Eight. I need an eight.
Carlton, what the hell are you doing?
What does it look like I'm doing? I'm gambling.
You can't bet all your money on one number.
DDealer
And the winner is... eight.
Yes, I love you man!
Will So how much are we up?
We're not up. We're down.
Wht do you mean "we"?
Well, after I maxed out my credit cards-
Carlton, you maxed out your credit cards?
Well, yeah. I couldn't get full value for the airline tickets.
You hocked our airline tickets?
Well what do you expect? I only got $200 out of your ATM card. Word to the wise, Will, never leave your PIN number in your wallet.
Will You stole my wallet? How much do we have?
Whatever's on the table.
Wait a minute...
(He reaches over to the table, but the dealer slaps his hand.)
Dealer And the winner is... eight...
YES!
DDealer
...teen.
NO! Wait, that says eighteen. We got eight. We should get something.
(The dealer shakes his head.)
S6There's the Rub (1)
VVy (referring to her and Helen)
Geoffrey, what do you think? Who's more desirable?
It's a tie, you both lose.
S6There's the Rub (2)
I exploit people everyday, but it's Thanksgiving so I'm taking a day off.
In the first place, it's not "Banks" it's "Your Honor". Now you get your butt over to that telephone and you pull the District Attorney from whatever meal he may be eating and you tell him that you have Judge Philip Banks in jail under a bogus charge. And you might want to mention the fact that we have been denied due process: A phone call, access to legal representation and every other conceivable right guaranteed to us by the Constitution. And don't forget to mention that no statements have been taken, no witnesses interviewed, and none of the most fundamental procedures that the newest rookie on a beat would know, have been followed. My nephew and I are completely innocent, and if you don't take care of this matter, it will be you having your picture taken with numbers across your chest!
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