(Will and Jackie are quarrelling; they start shouting the same words simultaneously)
WJWill & Jackie
You ain't ever gonna change! I'm getting the last word! No, you're not! Oh, yes, I am! Damn!!
“Father of the Year” · Season 4
In this episode: Philip (2), Will Smith (1), Carlton Banks (1)
You know, Will, if you had pulled a stunt like this when you were in high school, there's no telling what I would do. For starters, I would do this.
(Philip sits on top of Will's lap, causing him to scream in agony as the episode ends)
Big poopie.
[Philip walks up to Carlton]
What did you say?
I say... Uh... Beg, puppy. To my pretend dog, Ernie. (doing the throwing the ball hand movement) Fetch, Ernie. He's gone now.
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