MMan
What does this contract say?
Fresh Prince of Bel-Air.
MMan
That's right. Not Philadelphia. Bel-Air.
Well, you see--
MMan
Get in the van!
[The man throws Will into the van]
MMan
Yo, homes, to Bel-Air.
S5 E1What's Will Got to Do With It? (1)
I'm going to be watching you like a shadow!
With you, it would be more of an eclipse, huh?
S5 E3Reality Bites
I mean Dougie loves everything. People, am I the only one who sees a problem with this? (singing) I love bugs and I love death. I love oozing flesh wounds!
Yeah, where is Carlton? He had better have a good reason for standing Nicky up.
Will locked me in the closet!
(Will sits at the kitchen table, Hilary enters the kitchen and throws a newspaper on the table)
Look at this.
Will (reading newspaper): "Powerful earthquake rattles northern coast."
Oh, boo-hoo.
(turns paper over and points to page): This.
"Television personality Leeza Gibbons was shocked to learn that the woman attempting to vandalize her car was none other than rival talk show host, Hilary Banks."
(groans)
"Banks, seen here, wielding a potato..."
Wielding? I was not wielding, I was rubbing.
I rubbed that damn potato all over Leeza's car and it didn't even make a scratch.
At least they didn't catch me putting my keys in her exhaust pipe.
Hilary, you were supposed to- never mind.
Hilary (aiming video camera at television to record Leeza Gibbons' show): Geoffrey?! Geoffrey?!! Geoffrey!!!
You rang, Miss Hilary?
I have been calling you for fifteen minutes. Didn't you hear me?
Yes, but I so rarely have a woman scream my name. I was rather enjoying it.
S5 E4Grumpy Young Men
CCarlton (comes in the kitchen with his hands on the top of his head)
Did you just put super glue in my hair gel?
That's what you get for stealing my girl.
I didn't have to steal her. She was bored with you, so that she has to come to a real man.
So, what you're saying is that I'm not a real man?
You got that right. It's like this "Hey, baby, (doing his pelvic thrust) pap, pap, stuff". It worked in high school, but now, it's just embarrassing!
Take it easy there, stumpy.
And you know what? I'm also getting tired of the short jokes. I'm average height.
For a woman!
I'm large enough for Valerie.
S5 E5Fresh Prince: The Movie
Uncle Phil. Hey man, what are you doing here?
I'll tell you what I'm doing here. Years ago, I fell in love with and married a wonderful woman named Vivian. Vivian had a sister named Vy. Vy gave birth to a child named Will, whose sole purpose in life is to make mine a living Hell! Now, you have done a lot to me these last 4 years, but how you managed to have me ripped out of my wonderful life in Bel-Air and relocated to this landfill boggles my mind!
Look, Jazz, I just don't feel comfortable telling you anymore, man. Who knows? Your life could be in danger.
What life? I'm a married man.
MKMob Killer
If I were you, I'd run.
If you were me, you'd be good looking.
S5 E6Will's Misery
You can't understand and respect women because you're not in touch with your feminine side.
And you know what your problem is? You're not in touch with anybody's feminine side.
S5 E7Father Knows Best
(to Ashley) Don't tell me, 'cause if I know I can't say that I don't know when you get busted and Uncle Phil starts rounding up the usual suspects. And I am the usual suspects.
SMiss Sharpe
Come closer.
Heyyyyyyyy.
SMiss Sharpe
That's a fake mustache.
No, it's not!
STMiss Sharpe [takes off the mustache off]
Yes, it is!
No, it's not!
SMiss Sharpe
Look, I don't know who you are, but I'm calling your real parents right now.
Will...
It's not!
It's pronunciated Porsche!
Paw-shuh!
Porsche!
Paw-shuh!
San-trow pay!
Saint Tropez!
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