Will and Philip in “Will Goes a-Courtin”

Will

I'm from West Philadelphia, born and raised. On the playground is where I spend most of my days. I ain't got no fancy court room talk or a law degree from Princeton like my worthy adversary Judge Philip Banks. But what I do have is the truth! (slams palms on table in front of Philip)

Philip

Oh, shut up, Will! Your Honor, this man is making a mockery of the entire legal system!

Will

And this man is making a mockery of a finely cut Italian suit!