Will Smith quotes from The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air

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Why do you humor this guy? The planet he's on hasn't been discovered yet.

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Uncle Phil told him to take his fancy 20 million dollar account, fold it five ways and stick it where Sparky can't find it.

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[Referring to Lady Penelope] G, the Lady's a Tramp.

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Opera? I thought she said Oprah.

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All this legal stuff won't work. The only legal phrase these people understand is "will the defendant please rise."

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Six.

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[singing to himself] I'm stuck in a basement, sittin' on a tricycle, girl gettin' on my nerves. I'm goin' outta my mind, I thought she was fine, don't know if her body is hers!

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[after Kathleen insults his childhood teddy-bear] Hey, hey, HEY! Don't you be dissin' my bear!

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[as a pirate in a restaurant] Welcome to the Briny Deep, where none of our prices are ever too steep. We got fresh fish, you can look at our tank, to get to the bathroom make a left at the plank. Follow me.

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Bobby, I like it whenever you come. They all appreciate me after you leave.

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(cheering) We beat 'em, we dissed 'em, we whipped they butts good, but that was kinda stupid, y'all, we in they neighborhood. Run!

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You've heard of the Batmobile, get a load of the Rapmobile!

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Carlton, why do I have service for eight in my drawers?

"How To Beat The Odds? Sorry C, there's no way to beat it. You're odd."

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[to Hilary] I've been busting my hump ever since you got a job.