What has happened to this place? I don’t recognize it anymore / It used to be so fun and special, what is life worth living for? / The dream is dead, our land is gone There’s a hole in my heart and I can’t go on / There are too many minorities (minorities) / At my water park (my water park) / This was our land, our dream (our dream) / and they’ve taken it all away! / They just keep coming and coming (minorities) / I tried to go and tell the police, / But even the authorities / Are minorities (are minorities) / At my water park / There’s no place for me to sit anymore / And the lines just keep getting crazier / There are Mexicans all around me / The lazy river has never been lazier / It’s a 40 minute wait to go down one slide / And the instructions are in Spanish on the Zip Line ride (just do it in English!) / There are too many minorities (too many) / At my water park (somebody do something) / Where did they all come from? / Why can’t they leave this land alone?! / And it’s such a tragedy (feel a bit like dying) / We looked the other way too long / We’ve got to change our priorities / And get all these minorities/ Out of my water park / (Minorities) Mexicans and Asian / Black people / I think I even saw Native Americans (gross) / God I’m asking please / Get all of these minorities / Out of my water park (my water park)
S13 E14Pee
ECEric Cartman's Minorities Song
PPPi-Pi
Just one last thing, you need to drink some pee.
What?!
PPPi-Pi
You must drink about three cups of pee.
I am NOT, NOT drinking pee!
[after escaping from the pee-flooded waterpark]
Will somebody get me to a hospital, I need to get my stomach pumped!
Oh come on, it was just a little pee, Kyle.
GODDAMN IT, don't you get it?! I hate pee! I'm grossed out by pee! The only thing I find more disgusting than pee...is bananas!
SOfficer Stevens
[cocks his gun and aims it at Kyle] Eat the banana or we have to put you down!
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