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South Park · Season 2, Episode 17

Mr. Tweek and Mr. Postum in “Gnomes”

TMr. Tweek

Mr. Postum, you have a lot to learn about making coffee.

PMr. Postum

And you don't? Your coffee tastes like 3 day-old moldy diarrhea!

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