Mr. Garrison, Mr. Tweek and others in “South Park Is Gay!”

Mr. Tweek, why don't we go back to my place?

Why?

Well, you know. I was just thinking we could put on some music and watch videos and pound Mr. Slave's tight little ass.

Ooh. Jesus Christ!

Whoa! Goodness no. I'm straight.

Straight? Jesus, what the heck is going on here?! Why won't anybody pound Mr. Slave's butt?

Well, we don't 'pound butt', Mr. Garrison, we're straight.

Those pants and those shoes say you pound butt!

Hey, now that's not true. My shoes don't say I pound butt.

No, your shoes say you take it in the butt!