Chris quotes from South Park

Freedom of speech is at stake here, don't you all see? If anything, we should all make cartoons of Muhammad and show the terrorists and the extremists that we are all united in the belief that every person has a right to say what they want! Look, people, it's been real easy for us to stand up for free speech lately. For the past few decades, we haven't had to risk anything to defend it. But those times are going to come, and one of those times is right now. And if we aren't willing to risk what we have, then we just believe in free speech, but we don't defend it!

Satan!

Chris!

But I thought Saddam killed you?

Well, yeah, where was I going to go, Detroit?

My God, look at it, Chris! That kid completely turned this place around!

He sure did.

Oh, if I could only have a park that worked like this.

Cartman

Hey, there you are!

Oh, hello! Congratulations on your success.

Cartman

Just give me my money back.

What?

Cartman

I changed my mind, I don't want your stupid park.

..But it's doing great!

Cartman

You call this great?! I call that hell! Trade me back, god damn it!!

You bet! I'll go get your money right now! [both leave]

Daddy, Daddy, can we ride the rockets?

Cartman

GOD DAMN IT, GET THE FUCK OUTTA MY WAY!!!!

And so, that's the situation. All the boys are out there somewhere with a... pornographic videotape.

Sheila

Oh, God! This-this is horrible!

All right, calm down! Now, just how bad of a porno tape are we talking here? I mean, was it like... Crotch Capers 3?

I'm afraid it was... Backdoor Sluts 9.

BACKDOOR SLUTS 9!?!

It's that bad?

Backdoor Sluts 9 makes Crotch Capers 3 look like Naughty Nurses 2!

I-It is the single most vile, twisted... dark piece of porn ever made.

Sheila

[lightly slaps Gerald] How the hell do you know?!

I...uh... I-I-I read about it in People.

Sheila

[to Randy and Sharon] Oh, this is just great! How could you two be so careless?!

We're sorry!

Well, Sheila, we can't shelter our boys forever from these things. Maybe it's okay for them to see an adult film.

Sheila

Not without their parents to put it in a proper context! They won't understand what they're seeing!

I-It can't hurt 'em that much, can it?

Butters

[grasping the window outside] Precious!! Let me see my precious! Please!!